Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 278, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 November 1918 — Her Specific Instructions. [ARTICLE]

Her Specific Instructions.

The sex that Robert W. Chambers made famous is the same that delivers telephone messages to spouses something like: “A man called you up today—l think his name was Smith or Jones; no, it wasn’t them—some till ng like that, anyway; no, he didn’t leave any message; he said you were to call him up at —now when did he say? Well, I forgot just when, but he left his number; wait a minute, I put it down on a piece of paper—just wait till I get it; Oh, dear, 1 remember I mislaid it somewhere now; well, anyway, he said you were to call him up.” —Chicago Evening Post.