Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 276, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 25 November 1918 — Page 3

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STAGGERED HIM A LITTLE

As It Sounded to Youth, the Young Lady Had Put a Very Direct Question. This Is the first one—or at least among the first —that has been wafted down by the breezes of Lakp Michigan. The time is a beautiful, moonless night The place—the hotel at Macatawa Park. The girl—well, the girl was there, too. They had Just completed the fifth dance —three couples and some thirtyodd girls—and they had strolled out on to the balcohy to rest He, just out of high school, and she, out of high school also, but a little farther out, occupied the end of the rail, and a long line of fluffy pink and white with scarcely a touch of relieving black stretched on out the length of the portico toward the lake. “So," he said, beginning the conversation, “you are from Indiana?" “You’re mighty right," she answered. “IJoosier girl.” He stuttered and stammered. “Why —er—really—” he said, “that is, I don’t know —I mean I haven’t decided yet who.” —Indianapolis News.

Why Bald So Young?

Dandruff and dry scalp usually the cause and Cutlcura the remedy. Rub the Ointment Into scalp. Follow with \ hot shampoo of Cutlcura Soap. For tree sample address, “Cutlcura, Dept X Boston. At druggists and by malL Soap 25, Ointment 25 and 50.—Adv.

Knew What He Wanted.

In the Seventh avenue district one of the first requisites for satisfactory existence is to learn the language. Seventh avenue has a language of its own and the great difficulty of mastering it is that it is so much like English that it becomes unusually confusing. A roughly dressed boy of twelve wandered into a drug store at Thirty-fourth street and approached the soda fountain. There was a crowd about it, but he forced his way through and ordered ’’bonnella” soda. The clerk, after some delay, provided it, but the boy immediately objected that the drink was not for him. "I meant t’ tell yuh,” he explained, "I wanted it in a sanctuary container. It’s for me kid sister out in. the pennamherator.** —New York Herald.

Job for Scientists.

The scientists have demonstrated that it is really possible to eliminate the bray from the-mule, and, though it would distress the little boy next door, we wish they would now turn their attention to the rattleless express cart— Grand Rapids Press.

To Be Suitable.

"What color’is a river horseF "I don’t know exactly, but it ought to be a bay.”

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ENGLISH WOMEN AND GIRLS IN MUNITION WORKS HAVE TAKEN UP VARIOUS SPORTS

MUNITION GIRLS PLAYING GOLF AFTER HOURS.

Word comes from England that munition manufacturing firms which promote games among their employees will be repaid out of the excess profits tax for all money so spent, under the order of the health and welfare department of the ministry of munitions. Export on CP has shown that the output of munitions is best at factories where games are played freely by the workers during the spare hours each day. Thousands of women and girls In munition works have taken up various kinds of sports, such as golf, soccer football and lawn tennis, and the competition has been keen.

FULTZ GETS COMMISSION AS A PHYSICAL DIRECTOR.

David L. Fultz, president of the Baseball Players’ Fraternity, has been appointed physical director and athletic Instructor to the United States aviation corps with the rank of first lieutenant He has been ordered to report at Mineola, L. L

PLAYER IS TAGGED OUT WHEN CANT FIND PLATE.

Did you ever hear of a ball player being put out because he could not find his way to the home plate? Well, it happened recently In a game on the White lot In the Navy Interbureau league. Snyder, one of the outfielders of the Marine team, plays with glasses all the time, and he cannot see much without them. In a game early this week he flrove a liner far to the outfield. He had rounded third base In making the circuit, and about half way home slipped and felL His glasses dropped off, and when he got up he could not find the somewhat dust-covered home plate. While he was groping around In an attempt to locate his destination the ball was relayed home and he was tagged out

BIG LEAGUE STARS IN NAVY

Cleveland Indians Bump Up Against Surprise In Playing Exhibition , Game at Newport The Cleveland Indians recently went to Newport, R. L, to play an exhibition game against a navy team. When they got there they were rather surprised to find that the sailors included practically a whole team of former major leaguers, including Toots Schultz as a pitcher and Powell, Rehg and Kelly, all formerly of the Boston Braves, as the outfield. Bunny Fabrtqne was on short for the naval line. The Indians lost to this bunch 8 to 2.

Vacant Outfield Job.

Dave Robertson having refused Manager McGraw’s offer, the outfielder job made vacant by Kauff going in the army lies between Thorpe and Wilhoit.

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BATS IN SEVEN RUNS

“The most peculiar happening in baseball during my career took place when I was with the St Louis Feds,” said Bob Groom. “In a game at Pittsburgh, we had the bases filled and Larue Kirby came to bat. He hit for a home run, his hit accounting for four runs. Then the Pittsburgh management discovered that according to the score card Delos Drake should have hit ahead of Kirby. The umpire ruled Drake out for not having batted and allowed Kirby to hit over again. This time he tripled, driving in three runs, a total of seven runs in one time at bat”

POPULAR GAMES IN ENGLAND

Yankee Stars Create Enthusiasm for Baseball and Other Sports—Talk of World Berle% American athletes reign supreme in old England. Scores of baseball players, who recently cavorted around the diamond in the good old U. S. A., have arrived in London. Clever pugilists also are arriving with the Yankee troopers. Virtually every realm of sport is' represented in the thousands of American soldiers and sailors who reach England before they are sent to the trenches of France or to Uncle Sam’s fleet in foreign waters. After four years of hard fighting, the ranks of British spertsmen have been thinned to alarming proportions by the loss of hundreds of crack athletes, now resting in heroes’ graves, and enthusiasm was on the wane until the Americans put fresh life into every indoor and outdoor sport. The organization of the Anglo-American Baseball league has laid the foundation for baseball and the games in London have been largely attended. So much enthusiasm has been created that there is talk for a real international world series with contestants from America, England, France and Canada.

BALL GAME GAINS FOOTHOLD

Five Leagues Now Operating in France —5,000 Americans Playing Behind Firing Lines. Baseball in the American army In France gradually is becoming organized. Five leagues or sections have been formed. The six teams of each section will play a short season, with the winners of the sections meeting later in the year. Besides these organized teams, there are hundreds of others that are not organized. It is estimated that, all told, nearly 5,000 American fighting men are playing the national game behind the battle lines.

Win Join Army.

Charles Young; veteran pitcher, who was with Little Rock and who had planned to go to the Newark teamjn the International league, goes into the army instead. He got word from his draft board at Ocean City, N. J„ on July 8 that his * number had been reached in the draft Young is married, but did not claim exemption on that account ''

Al Orth Going Overseas.

Al Orth, former American league pitcher and umpire has been accepted tentatively by the Young Men’s Christian association for work with the American army in France as am athletic director. V V

HARD LUCK MARK IS HELD BY LOUISVILLE

Lost Twenty-Six Consecutive Games in Old A. A. Circuit No League Club Has Ever Suffered So Many Reverses in a Row— American League Record Established by Boston. A baseball world’s record was hung up June 22, 1889, which has never since been equaled or surpassed. Moreover, no club In any league entertains any ambition to break this record. On the date mentioned the Louisville club of the old American association lost its twenty-sixth consecutive game. No league club hag ever suffered so many reverses in a row. The following year, 1890, the Pittsburgh Pirates were apparently Intent upon smashing the Louisville record, but they fell short by three games, losing twenty-three games in succession. Although Nlmlck’s men failed to deprive Louisville of Its dubious record, they did succeed in setting up a National league record. The American leagde record for straight defeats was in 1906, when the Boston Red Sox, under the management of James J. Collins, were vanquished in twenty straight games. The old American association, in which Louisville set up’ a hard luck record that has endured for nearly thirty years, was classed as a major league. In the following year, however, it was another story, and the team that had tasted so much defeat in such big bunches captured the pennant in 1890. Cincinnati was the first champion of the old association In 1882. , The following year the Philadelphia Athletics were victorious, and the fcew York Metropolitans annexed the flag in 1884, and played Providence, the National league .winners, in the first series for the professional world’s championship, but were defeated by the Rhode Island club in three straight games. St Louis then took four straight pennants in the American association. Brooklyn led in that circuit in 1889, losing to New York in the contest for the world’s flag. Brooklyn went into, the National league in 1890 and played Louisville, the American association champion, in the world’s series, each club winning three games, when the series was stopped by cold weather. Boston captured the last pennant of the old A. A. in 1891, but no world’s series was played that year.

RECORD HELD BY CLEVELAND

Only Tean in American League to Escape Hitless Pitching of Bos•ton Red Sox Hurlers. Since the American league included Boston in its membership every other Club in the league except Cleveland has been held hitless by a Red Sos pitcher. Dutch Leonard’s performance on June 8 was the eighth hitless game jpitched by a Boston American league 'boxman. Back in 1904 Cy Young set down the Athletics without <a safe hit, and in the same year Jesse Tannehill repeated against the White Sox. Bill Dineen got a no-hit decision over the White Sox the following year. In 1908 Cy Young blanked the Yankees’ batsmen for nine innings and in 1911 Joe Wood Joined the circle with a no-hit game against the Browns. George Foster set the Yanks down hitless in 1916, Ernie Shore turned the trick against the Senators last season, and now Leonard adds the Tigers to the list

PITCHER BAUMGARDNER IN MISSISSIPPI ARMY CAMP.

George Baumgardner, formerly a pitcher with the St Louis Browns, has been heard from. He is in the army at Camp Shelby, Misa, and the other day, pitching for his army team against Spring Hilt College at Mobile, he shut out the collegians with four hits.

Coach Sharpe at Camp Merritt.

Dr. Albert Sharpe, Cornell’s baseball and football coach, recently assumed his new duties as athletic director at Camp Merritt, Tenafly, Jf. J.

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