Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 258, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 November 1918 — SEEMINGLY IMPOSSIBLE [ARTICLE]

SEEMINGLY IMPOSSIBLE

To get the last word with a life insurance agent. To keep a woman from writing on both sides of the paper. To look dressed up when you have a ready tied four-in-hand on. To refrain from turning to the sporting page of a newspaper first To make a player piano play as well at home as it did in the store. To understand the telephone conversation of a stenographer who to chewing gum. To get the buttons in a white vest without breaking one of the com-mandments.—-Topeka State Journal.