Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 246, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 19 October 1918 — Couldn’t Be Worse. [ARTICLE]

Couldn’t Be Worse.

A young man came -in to one of ths boards for examination. He was per feet, physically, but his face was home ly enough to stop a clock. “I want to go right after thos« Huns,” he said. ... “You’re a plucky fellow,” said th* doctor. “Well, it ain’t pluck exactly,” salt the boy. “There ain’t nothing the Ger mans can do to me that won’t improv* my appearance.”