Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 241, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 14 October 1918 — I WONDER WHY? [ARTICLE]

I WONDER WHY?

Bad men always die —in the movies. Rich young men always go West — in the movies. Young manicurists always have rich uncles —In the movies., Wall street daddies always neglect their daughters—in the movies; Little orphans always get themselves adopted —in the movies. Tall Westerners always come from out of the desert—in the movies. Pretty girl-crooks always marry young attorneys —in the movies. Farmers always have flivvers and farmers’ wives always wear sunbonnets —in the movies.