Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 231, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 October 1918 — THINGS WE NEVER HEAR [ARTICLE]

THINGS WE NEVER HEAR

“The coat is cheap enough, miss, but it doesn’t look well on you.” “No, our two-for-a-quarter cigars are no better than our straight tens.” “Really t I don’t care to ride downtown tn your car. It’s the.bumpiest rattletrap I ever entered.” “The fact is, doctor, I quit going to church when you commenced that new series of deadly dull sermons.” “No, my dear, even if you did make it yourself, this isn't a delicious strawberry , shortcake. I had a better one today at the serveself.”