Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 221, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 September 1918 — TEXAS TIPS [ARTICLE]

TEXAS TIPS

• As a general thing we greatly admire a black frock coat, but it doesn’t look nice on a man who perspires through it. Another reason why a man never gets quite enough money is because be always wants one more piece of property. ■ What has become of the old-fashion-ed gallant who put woman on a pedestal and left her to starve to death up there? Our position simply is that no man ought to be allowed to grow the kind of whiskers tlAt look like nonessential industry. If the truth could be discovered, probably it would be found that it makes a horsefly pretty sore to try to get blood out of a flivver. Of course we have other troubles, but we don’t have to press our hair down with one hand while we put our hat on with the other. —Dallas News.