Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 219, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 September 1918 — BOMBS [ARTICLE]

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A rhan will boast about putting up at a swell hotel when the fact is he was merely held up. Some fellows get credit for being resourceful when the fact Is they are merely handy with an alibi. There may- be two sides to every story, but that doesn’t Interest the magazine editors.. They simply will read but one side. Young America has proved to be a very lusty infant, comparatively speaking. But consider what a strong constitution it has. < If our troops continue to cross without a mishap the government will have to tip off to the automobile manufacturers the secret of perfect transmission. ' Everyone can do his bit. While the suregon’s wife is at home busily knitting socks for soldiers her husband can put in his -spare moments at the front knitting bones for them. —Indianapolis Star.