Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 219, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 September 1918 — POINTED PARAGRAPHS [ARTICLE]

POINTED PARAGRAPHS

•Wot guilty* is an innocent remark. Today’s worry Is the result of yesterday’s neglect. ; A beautiful girl is one who.is pretty and doesn’t know IL Yet the’ way of some transgressors is altogether too smooth. ; About nine-tenths of what people say doesn’t amount to anything. Every old lady likes to tell how beautiful she was when she was a girt If a married man admits he is a Cool It is his wife’s duty to agree with him. ’An egotist is a man who expects a woman to marry him for himself alone. After the cow jumped over the moon she probably wandered down the milky way. Many a man firmly believes that marriage is synonymous with Sherman’s definition of war. If there Is anything a man detests more than another it is a speaking portrait of his wife’s mother. When a young man tells a girl that he loves her for herself alone it’s equivalent to an injunction against the rest of the family.