Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 203, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 September 1918 — SCATTERED CHIPS [ARTICLE]

SCATTERED CHIPS

He is Indeed lost' who Is lost to shame. Nothing is quite so foolish as an angry fool. The- true secret of physical beauty is to be born pretty. At the age of twenty-one a man has more Ideals than Ideas. The happiest women, like the happiest nations, have no history. A lace hat trimmed with fur is like ice cream with hot plum pudding sauce. ' . Tills would be a dreary old world if there were no fools in it to make it lively Never do anything gratis today that someone is likely to pay you to do tomorrow. •MW When you see an advertisement for a plain cook It’s safe to bet that some man’s wife inserted it Beware of the girl with the marble heart, young man. Even cold cash can warm it up only temporarily.