Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 170, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 29 July 1918 — Page 3

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HAD SEEN THEM “AT WORK”

Tommy Had Little Need to Puzzle His a ßrams Over Question Propounded by Teacher. Here is a little story that was told at a social session by Representative Hubert D. Stephens of Mississippi, as an illustration thfrt the best industrial results cannot always be obtained through team work: Some time since, the teacher of a public school in a country town was instructing a Juvenile class in matheimss when she turned to a small boy named Tommy. “Tommy,” said she, “if your father cun do a piece of work in six days and your uncle Jim can do it in seven days, how long would it take them to do it together?” “About ten thousand years," was the rathei 1 startling rejoinder of Tommy. “Ten thousand years I’ exclaimed the teacher. “Why, Tommy, what do you mean?” “I mean,” was the prompt response of Tommy, “that if you put them to work together they would sit on the fence, smoke ana swap fish stories.”— Philadelphia Evening Telegraph.,

Spurred to Activity.

“You say you owe your success in life to the man you just snubbed?" “Yes,” replied the eminent capitalist, “to a large extent." “Isn’t ,tt—er —rather ungrateful to treat him like that, considering what he did for you?" “‘Not at all. Some years ago, in refusing to let me marry his daughter, he said I was an idle loafer, with the brains of a tadpole, and never would amount to a hill of beans. Right then and there I swore to prove him a liar.” Birmingham Age-Herald.

Savannah, Ga., was the birthplace of the Girl Scouts of America.

IN OTHER CITIES

Pittsburgh Is to have portable schoolrooms. Rawson, N. D., has no saloons, no Jail, lawyers, doctors, red-light district,, church, movie or pawnshops. Every man, woman and child in the town of Prairie du Rocher, 111., enrolled in the Christmas drive of the Red Cross. A Brooklyn man who recently died left S3OO to the pastor of a church who had done an act of kindness for him 54 years ago. Sacramental wines are barred under the prohibition laws of Oklahoma, according to a decision handed down by a district court judge. The proprietor of a hotel at Coney Island, who sold coal to the poor at cost during New York’s recent coal shortage, has been convicted of obstructing the sidewalks in doing so. Two Masonic lodges in Troy, N. Y., recently voted unanimously to accept an invitation of the Holy Name solic church, to attend a service in honor of the members of the, church who have enlisted. The funeral took place at Hornchurch, Essex, England, recently of Thonjas Medlake, an iron founder, who died at the age of eighty-eight. Mr. Medlake attributed his long life, health and energy to cold water, of which he drank a quart a day.

“THE WORLD DO MOVE”

An Italian scientist has developed a method of identification of individuals by means of the veins in their hands. A duster made of cheesecloth, soaked in turpentine and then dried, will accumulate dust instead of scattering it. » A measuring instrument has been invented in England that can be used as dividers, inside calipers, surface or depth gauge, square, bevel protractor or straight edge. As a new cotton-picking machine is driven over a field four men fo'llow it and pick the bolls with nozzles connected to pneumatic apparatus with which it is equipped. Europe's largest dam, a re-en-forced concrete structure 330 feet high and 700 feet long, has been built by American engineers in Spain for power and irrigation purposes.

AS IT SEEMS TO US

True , love says nothing and swaps kisses. Lbts of girls give themselves away for the asking. It is easier for most people to be poor than honest. The lazier a man the more he intends to do tomorrow. The point of view depends upon which is your side of the fence. Women would never kiss each other if the kisses had a tobacco flavor. No, Elizabeth, a woman’s tongue isn’t necessarily a concealed weapon. A woman’s idea of a square deal is one in which she comes out ahead.

CYNICGRAMS

If it were not for the brave men In service the rest of us would be in servitude. It takes more than water in the stocks to wash the taint out of tainted money.. 7 1 The profiteer’s wife is able to cut; a figure because her husband boosts his every week or so. The fellow who takes pride in being blunt about his speech always has the faculty for asking pointed questions. The allied soldier Wears his watch on his wrist. The Hun wears his on the Rhine. But there are other differences —to be settled.

WORTH KNOWING

The familiar transparent soap owes its transparency to alcohol. The juice of the stalk and leaves of nettles Is the source of green dye for woolen goods. An elastic cushion has been patented that can be slipped over the back of a watch to protect it from jarring. A standard cord is 128 cubic feet of wood, but if it be crooked wood it will contain only about eighty cubic feet weeds between paving stones or In paths may be destroyed by a solution of brine made with coarse salt and boiling water.

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The Broken Heart

“I suppose,” said the pretty young matron who was inclined to flirt when the flirting was safe, “you’ve broken many a woman’s heart?” “No,” replied the handsome captain. “I don’t think I ever broke the heart of more than one woman in my life.” “Then you did break the heart of one! Tell me about it.” “It was several year ago—before the beginning of the war. I was traveling in Europe, and rode in one of the compartment cars, they have over there. A woman got in. We were alone together. She was young —about your age—and pretty. I saw at once that she was an American. For hours we rode on, and no one else 'entered our compartment.” .“Yes?” “I never said a word to her or gave her a chance to say anything to ma.* —Dayton News.

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Wanted to Be Prepared.

"I want to get a marriage license,” said the young man in the New York city hall. • ‘•What is the lady’s name?” asked the clerk. / ‘‘Oh, I don’t know yet.” “Why, you certainly don’t want a marriage license until you find out who you’re going to marry?” “Oh,'yes, I do. I’m going up to Yonkers to spend the day, and I want to be prepared I”

FRECKLES New b the Tta» te Get Rid of These Ugly Syeta There’s no longer the slightest need of- feeling ashamed of jour freckles, as Othlne—double strength—la guaranteed to remote these homely spots. Simply get an ounce of Othlne—double strength—from your druggist, and* apply a Jlttle of it night and morning and you should soon see that even the worst freckles hate begun to dis appear, while the lighter ones bare vanished entirely. It is seldom that more than one ounce Is needed to completely clear the skin and gain a beautiful clear complexion. Be sure to ask for the double strength Othlne. as this is sold under guarantee of money bask if it falls to remove freck'ea.—Adv.

Journalistic Amenities.

“Our wart of a contemporary,” says the Tazville Gazette, “claims as far as the war is concerned to have the earliest intelligence. That is the kind of intelligence they always have at that office. It is more than early; it is primitive.”—Boston Transcript

The Busy Moments.

“Bliggins complains that he is overworked.” “Yes. But he never seems as busy as when he is making just that complaint.”

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ADDED BEAUTY TO GARDENS

World Owes Debt to Frenchman Who Improved on the Glory of the Lilac Blossom. .. One of prance’s war. gardeners of 1870-71 won immortality by studying h|s plants, instead of tending his garden merely as a way to help out with the food supply. Like most war gardeners, he did not give liia attention exclusively to vegetables but planted a few flowers, and It was with these that he had conspicuous success. In 1871 Victor Lemoine began his experiments in cross-fertilizing differ 3 ent species of lilac. He took up this work to get his mind away from the troubles of his country, Tor a German garrison was quartered in his native town, Nancy, and the rest Of France, except the dooniied provinces of AlsaceLorraine, was slowly buying back its freedom from the same hated presence. Lemoine’s sight at that time was very bad, so he planned and had his wife execute. That was the origin of the wondrous group of shrubs known today through- ■- Out the civilized w,orld as "French lilacs,” with their great trusses of beauteous bloom. It is Lemoine’s bestknown work, though not his only one. He Recreated the mock orange, the deutzia, the weigelia, the delphinium and a score of other perennials and shrubs. z

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MERELY PART OF CEREMONY

Parson Had Done What He Could, Considering the Amount of Fee Coming to Him. Two darkies were suing for divorce. It was necessary for the old parson who had married them to testify. He appeared and this colloquy ensued: Judge—Nigger, what’s your name? Parson —William Lewis, C. W. B. M., yoh honah. Judge—Do you know this couple? Parson —Yas, suh, I do. Judge—Did you marry them? Parson —No, suh! Judge—Didn’t marry ’em? Why, they have proof you did. Parson —Mebbe so, boss, but yo’ see it, was lak dls. Dat yaller nigger come to me an’ said he’d gib me $2 to marry him. I sez “All right,” and he went and got dat ole woman and brung her to de church. Just befo’ de ceremony he ’low as how he ain’t got but six bits to gib me. Boss, I couldn’t puhform no reg’lar ceremony lak dat for a measly six bits, so I read de Christian Endeavor- pledge obey dem and turned dem loose. — News.

Two Recipes .

Anne Hodges, age seven, offered her mother, Mrs. Fletcher Hodges, 3221 North Pennsylvania street, two wartime recipes the other day. One was for‘oatmeal cookies and the other orange peel cake. The first formula Included: One cupful oatmeal, one cupful baking powder, one cupful o’ dough. The second formula included: Onehalf cupful orange peel chopped in a meat chopper, one cupful yolks of eggs, half cupful o’ dough. “Beat both to a ‘suds,’ and eat cold,” wrote the juvenile culinary adviser.—lndianapolis News.

In Compliment.

jack—rd like to have a street named for me. Stella —You have —you are Easy.

Berlin is going to ask peace terms, not to make them.

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P" 'J • ( Don’t Neglect a Bad Back! 1 I It’s Mighty Poor Policy to Worry Along Thus Handl- | capped When Health and Strength is So Needed T4E man or woman handicapped with • had hack in these times when ■ physical fitness is so necessary, is indeed crippled. It s mighty poor H policy to worry along with an aching back day after day; work » neglected H and the simplest duties are a burden. Plowing, planting, harvesting, churn- H ing, the daily housework all throw a heavy strain on the kidneys and kidney Eg ills, with attendant backache, are a common result. Don t wait!* Neglect g| may mean gravel, dropsy or Bright’s disease._Get a box of Doan ■ Kidney H Pilis today. They have helped thousands. They should help you. Personal Reports of Real'Cases J

AN ILLINOIS CASE. Mrs. J. R. Pittson, 902 Chestnut St., Monticello, 111., says: "I had such a bad attack of kidney complaint, I had to give up entirely, and for a week I was almost helpless. I had terrible pains in my back and I seemed to be lame and sore all over. I had cold chills and hot flashes and my hands and Angers became cramped with rheumatic pains. I used Doan’s Kidney Pills, and when I had finished five boxes I was entirely free from the pain and other suffering and felt like a different woman." (Statement given February 4, 1910.) On October 18, 1917, Mrs. Pittson said: “I am always ready to back up what I have said praising Doan’s Kidney Pills,, for they did me more good than anything I had ever taken for kidney trouble. Of late years I haven’t had any kidney cpfaplalnt.”

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A New Excuse.

Jimmie had gone to bed ’way up the dark stairs and into his scary black bedroom. Shortly thereafter his mother heard him call In a frightened voice, “Ma, I wisht you’d come up here.” She went up. “Ma, won’t you keep the light hurtling in here? I—uh—it’s so dark I can’t see to sleep.”

A girl can never understand why a man persists in staying in the bachelor class after having met her.

Hot Weather Hits Us Hardest in Stomach

Keep a close watch on your stomach this summer. We need all our fighting strength. War workchange of diet —will make us all easier prey to stomach and bowel trouble than ever before. It is so easy to become overheated on a blazing hot day, especially after eating a hearty meal. And then the excessive heat makes us flood our stomachs with all kinds of cold drinks. That’s bad at any time; much worse—even dangerous —when there is the slightest feeling of stomach trouble. Keep the stomach sweet and cool and free from too much acid —that’s about all that is necessary.' It’s not so much the diet as to keep the poison from starting trouble. You can easily do this if you will just take a tablet or two of EATONIC after your meals.

ANOTHER ILLINOIS CABB Thomas A. Knight, retired insurance agent, 624 N. Ninth St., East St. Louis, HL, says: "I had pain across the small of my back and the least exertion put me in misery. At one time I had to keep pillows under the email of my back at night. The kidney secretions were scanty and I was in great pain. The secretions were unnatural and I was in a had way. Finally I used Doan’s Kidney Pills and as a result, I passed gravel. I continued taking Doan’s until the pains across my back and loins left. In three months I felt like a different man in every way.” (Statement given August 2, 1914.) On May 24, 1917, Mr. Knight said: “I am glad to say the cure Doan’s Kidney Pills made for mo has remained permanent."

An Exception.

AA old' proverb says, “The anvil lasts longer than the hammer.” Thanks be, there is a beautiful exception to it. Take the case of the brave boys yho are hammering away at the kaiser and his brood.

The salary of the president of Switzerland amounts to $2,200 a year, with an additional $3,000 for expenses. Tn the commerce of speech use only coin of gold and silver.—Joubert.

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