Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 163, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 July 1918 — POINTED PARAGRAPHS [ARTICLE]

POINTED PARAGRAPHS

Every woman who is a good listener Is truly unselfish. It takes two banana skins to make a pair of slippers. An old bachelor says that a certificate of birth is a milk ticket A man who boasts of having small feet has the same kind of brain. Girls are illogical because they are too fond of begging the question. Some girls go abroad to complete their education, and others get married at home. Many a man who couldn’t train a dog -decently Imagines that he is an ideal child trainer. It is usually a case of misplaced confidence when a woman marries a man for the purpose of reforming him. When a woman doses her invalid husband with herb tea and he doesn’t get well he is either contrary or ungrateful.