Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 148, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 July 1918 — POINTED PARAGRAPHS [ARTICLE]

POINTED PARAGRAPHS

Kisses between women are mere for mality. A small boy’s definition of meantime is school time. Gold that is handled by a dentist is always at a premium. A girl loses her self-possession when she puts on a wedding ring. Nothing troubles the average mar less than the troubles of his neighbors Men with the least character, are continually trying to have it vindicated. He who dives to the bottom of pleasure brings up more gravel than pearls. Tenderness is all right in its way, but, it is seldom weighed out by the butcher. When anything happens to a small boy it occurs a few minutes before the school bell rings. Happy is the man who is married tc a woman who did not take her cooking lessons at the piano. —Chicago Daily News.