Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 147, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 29 June 1918 — Pure Fiction. [ARTICLE]

Pure Fiction.

“We enjoyed your visit so much.” “Say, Central, I’ve been waiting 20 minutes.” “My wife and I never had a word with each other.” “I never wore a hat that cost less than $85.” “I’ve had only one drink today.” “I never put myself out for company.” . _ \ . ■ “We did not have a fly in use house all summer.” “I've got to meet a customer tonight.” “We never have trouble keeping servants.” “I was reared tn luxury and refinement.” "When the baby came their happiness was complete.-Smart Set.