Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 147, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 29 June 1918 — Page 3

Appetizing Vienna Sausage THE aroma of Libby’s Vienna Sausage tells you that it is delightfully seasoned. The first taste that it is made of carefully selected, meat—seasoned to perfection. Have Vienna Sausage for puncheon today. Your husband your children will ask for it again and again. ' . Libby, McNeill & Libby, Chicago

Has Her Sympathy.

Patience —“She says her face is her fortune.” Patrice —“ Well, I pity the -one she leaves it to.”

Bridging the Gap From Steer to Steak Live stock is raised on the farms and ranches of the West. Meat is eaten in the large cities of the East, and by our boys in France thousands of miles away. The day of transporting live animals from ranch to seaboard and overseas has passed. There was too much waste. The modern packer locates his large and specialized plants in the producing regions. He ships the dressed beef in refrigerator cars, and holds it in his own refrigerated branch warehouses until'Helivered to the retailer. For shipment to foreign ports, he transfersthe meat to refrigerated ships. By means of his nation-wide organization the modern packer maintains a continuous flow of meats to all parts of the country, so that each retailer gets just the quantity and quality of meat his trade demands, and at the time he wants it. Swift & Company recently shipped 1,000 carloads of meat products in one week to our Armies and to the Allies. Bridging the gap from ranch to consumer can be done successfully—and at low unit costs and profits—only by large business organizations. Swift & Company’s profit on meat, ... always so small as to have practically no effect on prices, is now limited by the Government to about 2 cents on each dollar of sales. Year Book of interesting and instructive facts sent on request. Address Swift & Company , Union Stock Yards, Chicago,lllinois Swift & Company,U.S. A. = to ’ * I

Sapolio doing its work. Scouring for ULS.Marine Corps recruits. Join Now! who wear I this APPLY AT ANY 1 ®” POST OFFICE SERVICE UNDER THIS EMBLEM

When the stork visits a home he leaves a howling reminder behind'. Do right, come what may.

THE RENSSELAER DAILY REPUBLICAN, RENSSELAER, IND.

FINDS IT EASY TO BE A “WOMAN"

Mexican Poses as Fair Cloak Model and Dupes Many Lovers. » ■■ HAS MANY PICTURES Mementoes of Conquests Held by “Gertrude,” Who Finds Build Better Fitted for Feminine Than Masculine Robes. El Paso, Tex.—The most remarkable case of masquerading on record Is that credited to “Gertrude” Garcia, twentythree years old and of Mexican parentage, who successfully gulled department managers of San Francisco, El Paso, Tex., and other cities; beguiled scores of lovers; hoodwinked the police and even posed as a cloak model in exclusive women’s establishments, demonstrating how easy it is for clothes to make the woman. But “Gertrude” failed to fool one man, Immigration Inspector E. M. Marnell, on duty at the international bridge at El Paso, when he attempted to come across the American boundary from Juarez with a passport signed “Maria” Garcia. A dazzling frock, high-heeled sh9es, the latest twist in coiffures, penciled brows, jet ear pendants and a stray dimple were not sufficient “camouflage” to fool the keeneyed inspector, and “Gertrude” and two of her latest admirers and dupes were turned back. Garcia's Amazing Dual Life. The exposure brought to light the amazing dual life led by Genobeba Garcia, bom in Zacatecas, Mex., who first entered the United States in the guise of a woman in 1915, accompanied by a man who posed as her husband. Garcia’s face is as smooth as a child’s 1 . It never has known a razor. His habits, physiognomy, deportment and appearance are those of a woman. His hands arb small and tapering and he walks with a feminine stride, due probably to the constant wearing of high-heeled shoes, examining physicians state. “It will be difficult for ‘Gertrude’ to make a living as a man,” was the re- : port of immigration service physicians, i ‘’because of the peculiar mannerisms

“Gertrude" Failed to Fool One Man.

and feminine characteristics which his constant pose as a woman for paany years have developed to a marked degree.” His hair, which he wears like a woman, extends far below the waist, when taken down. It never has been cut. Mexican Had Many Admirers. Trunks which Garcia attempted to get across the Mexican border at the time he was apprehended contained quantities of feminine attire. They also contained pictures of many men, who, Garcia explained with a smile, had been admirers of his and who never had penetrated his disguise. Garcia told the Immigration officials that many of his conquests were made while he was posing as a cloak model in shops at El Paso, San Diego and San Francisco.

SPARROW HAWK GETS CANARY

Yellow-Feathered Songster Escapes in City From Cage and Fall* Prey to Hawk. San Francisco. —A Chinese woman and her three little children came marching proudly up Kearny street. They carried a cage and a canary. At Commercial street the door of the cage came open and the bird flew out. It lighted on a wire overhead. Pedestrians gathered around and helped the woman and the children try to coax it down. The canary hopped about and defied them for a while. Then all of a sudden it fluttered down toward the walk. 'But it was not quick enough. Before it alighted a sparrow hawk swooped down from somewhere and grabbed it. There was a squeak and a flutter of wings almost within reach of the people on the .sidewalk. Then the hawk with its prey flew down Commercial street and was gone.

MAN SLEEPS WHILE HIS BEDDING BURNS

Occupant of Next Room Finds Him Stretched Out Like Brunhiida. Newton, N. J.—He slumbered deeply and loudly in his room at the Waldmere hotel. After a little a cigarette butt that he had dropped ignited the mattress. He to sleep, while little flames ran along its edge and the room filled with smoke. The man in the next room began to choke and traced the fire to the door of the slumberer. He entered to find the mattress afire, with its occupant

Entered to Find the Mattress Afire.

stretched calm and still like Brunhiida on her pyre—only Brunhiida did not snore. The Intruder picked up the pitcher and emptied its contents on the modern Rip Van Winkle, who stirred, muttered drowsily, and slept again. The fire was out, to all appearances, and the rescuer left, pursued by the snores of the rescued. Five hours later the man in the next room appealed to the management. “He’s afire again,” he complained, “and I can’t wake him up.” It took two strong men to rouse him sufficiently for him to slide off the burning mattress.

HUG BY PRETTY GIRL ENDS IN LOSS OF $130

San Francisco—A long hug by a pretty girl cost Charles Smulters, of this city, $l3O, and the fact that the young woman was beautiful does not console him in the least. Smulters told the police that he was walking down the street when the “fair young thing” threw her arms aboiit his neck babbling terms of endearment with vehemence. Smulters struggled a half block before he could break from her embrace. Then he discovered that his wallet was missing.

THOUGHT SHE BURIED SON

Georgia Woman Treated to Sensation When She Meets Him in Atlanta. Atlanta, Ga.—All the sensations associated with the miracles of olden times have been experienced by Mrs. Rosa Holley Whitehead of Atlanta, who recently attended, as she thought, the funeral of her son, Aubrey Whitehead in Louisville, Ky. After the ceremonies Mrs. Whitehead returned to Atlanta and met her son, who is in perfect health. The cause of the curious mistake was the result of a remark made by Aubrey, which was overheard, that he “would end it all in the river.” The body of a man was found in the Ohio river and young Whitehead disappeared. There was great resemblance in the body to young Whitehead. A Louisville undertaker is wondering who is going to pay for the expensive funeral.

"ROLL BONES” TO SHOW JURY

Detroit Defendant, After Demonstrate Ing a Crap Game, Is Con- £ vlcted. Detroit, Mich.—While a court and a jury looked on and sanctioned the act, a real old-fashioned crap game took place in the courtroom here. After some of the jurors had startled the court by admitting they had never seen a crap game. Alfred Frank, a negro, who was the defendant in tbe case on trial, was called on to demonsttfite “rolling the bones.” “Now, ‘talk to ’em,’ as you did the night of the murder,” the court ordered, and Frank obeyed. It was one of the names given the dice that led to the shooting of Charles Powell, another negro. Frank was found guilty of the crime.

Time’s Wonderful Changes.

My litle nephew and 1 were looking through some photographs and found a picture ot a baby in short dresses. ?. “Who’s that?” asked Forrest “That’s your picture when you were a baby,” I said. “Well, that’s funny,” replied Forrest; “I was a girl then, and now rm n boy.”—Chicago Tribune.

Nashville, Tenn., reports 100 new industries started in the last 12 months. \ _____ Give a woman a chance to show off and she will make good.

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When a Man Eats.

“So you are dieting again. Doctor’s orders?” “No. Food administrator’s.”

Let’s not complain if we lose our temper. We are probably better off without it.

WEAK KIDNEYS MEAN A WEAK BODY

When you’re fifty, your body begins to creak a little at the hinges. Motion is more slow and deliberate. “Not so young as I used to be” is a frequent and unwelcome thought. Certain bodily functions upon which good health and good spirits so much depend, are impaired. The weak spot is generally the bladder. Unpleasant symptoms show themselves. Painful ana annoying complications in other organs arise. This is particularly true with elderly people. It you only know how, this trouble can be obviated. For over 200 years GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil has been relieving the inconvenience and pain due to advancing years. It is a standard, old-time home remedy, and needs no introduction. It is now put up in odorless, tasteless capsules. These are easier and more pleasant to take than the oil in bottles. Each capsule contains about one dose of five drops. Take them just like you would any pill, with a small swallow of water. They soak into the system and throw off the poisons which are making you old before your time. They will quickly relieve

In Keeping.

“Yes, I’m to give the bride away.” “Well, I’m sure she looks very presentable."—Louisville Cour ier-Journal.'

Soothe Itching Skins With Cuticura. Bathe with Cuticura Soap and hot water, dry and apply the Ointment This usually affords relief and points to speedy healment For free samples address, “Cuticura, Dept X, Boston.” At druggists and by mail. Soap 25, Ointment 25 and 50.—Adv.

The Quickest

The Dame —“Little boy, which Is the quickest way to get to the railway station?’ The Kid—“ Run, lady "

FRECKLES New Is th* Toro to Get Rid sf Thue Ugly Spots There’* so ta>rw the iHghtMt seed of Mto* ashamed of your freckle*. a* Othhie dmibls strength—l* guaranteed to mure these hemo* Bpots. Simply get as ounce of Othto* doubt* atreagth—from your druniat, and apply a HttM of it night and morning and you ahouM soon sao ' that even the worst freckles have begun to disappear, while the lighter one* have vanished entirely. It I* seldom that more than one otmes Is needed to completely dear the skta and gala a beautiful clear complexton. Be sure to ask for the double strssgth Ottaw, as thta to sold under guarantee ot money toak If it fall* to remove freckles.—Adv. After landing a man a regular girl dearies that she fished for him.

Up to Date.

“Name the five zones.” “Temperate, intemperate, war, postal and O.”

Can't Get Any Work Out of Him.

“How’s the'world using him?” “Not nt all. He’s a slacker.”

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