Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 142, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 June 1918 — Rubbing It In. [ARTICLE]

Rubbing It In.

"I often wonder what my ancestor Adam said when he first saw Eve,” said an Impecunious man to a friend. “Was he an ancestor of yours?" "Certainly." “Then I guess he asked her to lend him a dollar."