Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 122, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 31 May 1918 — Page 4

, ■ ;,«■. >' THE UNIVERSAL CAR *' ■'' Vi - ■ ''' ' 'xThe Ford car was designed to serve the multitudes. It is daily meeting the requirements of business and pleasure for all classes in all parts of the world. As valuable for big business and the professions as for the farmer and small merchant. Simplicity and ease of operation make it the ideal car for the family. Ford cars have become a gen- • eral necessity. Runabout, $435; Touring Car, $450; Sedan, $695; Coupelet, $560; Town Car, $645; One-Ton Truck Chassis, S6OO. All f. o. b. Detroit. Prompt, efficient after-service behind every Ford car. CENTRAL GARAGE CO. Phone 319. Rensselaer, Ind.

RENSSELAER REPUBLICAN BAJDbT ABD SKMX-WBBKX.T nr-iar * hamiltos - FubUsAsrs VZB FMDAT XMHTB XB BBGVXJLB yam sanios. ' Semi-Weekly Republican entered Jan. 1, 18*7, a* second class mail matter, at the postoffice at Rensselaer, Indiana. Evening Republican entered Jan. 1, 18*7, as second class mail matter, at the postoffice at Rensselaer, Indiana, under the act of March 3. 187*. MATES FOB DISFXAT ADTXBZXSXMG Dally, per inch 18c Sami-Weekly, per inch 18c BVBSOBXFTIOM BATES. Daily by Carrier, 10 cents a week. By Mail, *3.80 a year. Semi-Weekly, in advance, year, 82.00. BATSS FOB CIUtSSXEXED ADS. Three lines or less, per week of six Issues of The Evening Republican and two of The Semi-Weekly Republican, 28 cents. Additional space pro rata.

CLASSIFIED COLUMN FOR SALE. FOR SALE—A few bushels tested seed corn. Thomas Grant. FOR SALE —One gray horse, weighs 1500 pounds, 8 years old, also 15 bushels of seed corn, and 6 bushels of soy beans. William Middlecamp, Kmman, Ind. FOR SALE—No. 1 baled timothy hay sold in any amount at Rowles and Parker’s farm, $25 per ton. Arthur Mayhew. FOR SALE—I9I?“ model Ford with winter top. Nearly new. City Transfer Co. Phone 107 or 369. FOR SALE —Single comb white Orpington eggs, $1 per setting. C. W. PostilL Phone 328. FOR SALE—Mississippi plantation*. A few hundred dollars will buy you a farm where you can raise three crops a year and where you do not have to worry over long, cold winters and high fuel and coal billr. —Harvey Davksion.

FOR .SALE— A 5-passenger Overland automobile, baa had but little use. Maude Daugherty. ./hone 266FOR SALE—Beautiful potted flowers: also elegant cut flowers. Osborne Floral Co. Phone 439. FOR SALE—Majestic range, davenport, and Emerson piano. £ William O. Gourley. Phone 651. FOR SALE—Building lot two blocks from court house. All improvements in. George F. Meyers. FOR SALE —Gas 24 cents. Tires «old at 50 cents profit Main Garage. FOR SALE—One riding or walking cultivator as good as new. One three year old mare. One seven year old mare. Two bushels of seed corn. Phone 902 G. Henry L Gowlan d.

FOR SALE—Five tons good timothey hay. George Reed. Phones 606 or 954-A. FOR SALE—Late and early cabbage plants. 50c per 100. Mrs. Frank Snide, opposite Rensselaer Lumber Yard. FOR SALE—Seven room residence, lights, water and toilet Corner Milroy and Oollege avenue. Inquire of W. S. Parks. Phone 448. FOR SALE Sewing machine, good as new. Mrs. Louis H. Hamilton, Phone 68. FOR SALE—Fire and burglar proof safe, medium size. Hemphill Bros. FOR SALE—Big type PoHand China male hog, one and one-half years old. Chas. T. Battleday. Mt FOR SALE—New tent 12x18 ft Wlt.Vi ft walla I .Art HZsiwlaTtri

WANTED. WANTED —Onion weeders. Meet me at' the Snedeker store at 6:30 a. m. Barney Kolhoff. Phone 901-J. WANTED —To rent, refrigerator for the summer. Guarantee best of case. Call John Marynell at Republican office or address P. O. box 315. WANTED —Good general purpose work mare or horse. Alfred Duggins. Phone 916-M. WANTED —A position on farm by boy of 15. Inquire vat this office. Kenneth Elder. ; WANTED—Man with family, to work on farm. Joseph Halligan. Phone 12., WANTED —Large New York Monthly wants several young men and women to act as subscription representatives. 15 to 30 dollars salary per week. Fine opportunity for advancement. 616 Steinway Hall building, Chicago, Illinois. I WANTED "LINEMEN—For telej graph work location central western states, good wages. Will also employ men who have not had previous experience, if they desire to learn the business. Good opportunities for advancement. » Address The Western Union Telegraph Company, M. B. Wyrick, Divn. Plant Supt., Chicago, Illinois. » WANTED— A good penman, young man or young woman, who would like to do copy work at the court house in part payment for tuition for his business training. Call phone, or write Lafayette Business College, Lafayette, Indiana. WANTED—To do your hauling. Have a large motor truck. Harry E. Gifford. WANTED—Cream. Will pay the highest market price. Also highest market price for produce. J.. S. Lakin. Parr store. 932-G. FOR RENT. FOR RENT—Seven room residence. City lights, water, toilet, comer Milroy and College avenues. William S. Parks. Phone 448.

FOR RENT—Six room house, lights and city and rain water in house, garage. 310 per month. A. Halleck. FOR RENT—6 room modern house, 2 blocks from court house. John A. Dunlap. Phone 16. FOR RENT—Six room house, good well water, one lot, $lO per month. J. W. Rains. Phone 229. FOR RENT—The Protestant Methodist church building north of ight plant. Geo. F. Meyers. FOR RENT—House, out-buildings, and garden on farm. Cheap rent. Possession at once. George F. Meyer*. FOR RENT —Fine thoroughly modern, eight room residence with garage. Now occupied by O. S. Penrod. Ready May Ist. A. Leopold. FOR RENT—Six room house, lights and water.. $lO per month. Call phone 445.

FOR RENT —At a very reasonable price, the Lucy Clark residence property on Weston street George A. Williams. FOR RENT—Eight room remodeled modern residence on North Cullen St Dr. F. A. Turfier. FOR RENT—Modern 8-room house and sleeping porch. Inquire of J. N. Leatherman, First National Bank. MISCELLANEOUS. ..TO EXCHANGE—A house "Tn Brook, Ind., for horses. Guy Meyers, Kniman, Indiana. MONEY TO jLOAN—6 per cent farm loans.—Join A. Dunlap. TO LOAM—Chas J. Dean FOUND—Two auto cranks. Can be had at tins office. ,

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Paperhanging, graining and decorating, interior and exterior painting of all kinds. Estimates furnished. Prices moderate. Phone 483Green. ~FOUND—Auto license. No. plate, 74706. Get at this office. Russell Lesh went to Lafayette today. Paul Miller went to Chicago this forenoon. Zelpha Brown, of McCoysburg, was in Rensselaer today. Robert Loy and Solon Speigel went to Chicago today on business. The Jasper-Newton Medical society will be the guest of Dr. E. C. English of this city this morning. Miss Mabel Atwood went to Lafayette today to spend the day with friends. Helen Parkison went to Attica for an extended visit with her grandparents, Mr. and Mrs. Linn. - W. H. Parkison and Frank Ham went to Thornton today to look after a real estate deal. • Roy Stephenson, who travels for Sprague Warner Co., is spending a few days with his family here. Anyone wishing to see me will find me in"the Trust & Savings bank on Saturday afternoons. H. O. dams, phone 18< «■ Judson Fitzpatrick, the Francesville editor, after a short visit with friends here, went to Chicago today. The Dorcas class will meet Friday evening, May 31st, at the home of Mrs. Paul Noragor, for a picnic supper. All are cordially invited.

William Willetts was in from McCoysburg today. He reports that his son, Russell, who lately resigned as the carrier on rural route three out of here, is now serving as extra mail messenger on the Grand Trunk railroad. His run is between Chicago and Vickburg, Michigan. He likes his work very much and is getting along nicely.

“KAISER’S TALK TO HELL”

The Kaiser called the Devil up On the telephone one day, The girl at Central listened to All they had to say. “Hello,” she heard the Kaiser’s voice, “Is old man Satan home? t Just tell him this is Kaiser Bill i That wants him on the phone.” i The Devil said “Hello” to Bill, And Bill said “How are You? I’m running here a Hell on Earth, So tell me what to do.” “What can I do?” the Devil said, “My dear old Kaiser Bill? If there’s a thing that I can do To help you, I sure will.” x The Kaiser said, “Now listen, i And I will try to tell The way that I am running On Earth a modern Hell. I’ve saved for this for many years, And I’ve started put to kill, That it would be a modern job, You leave to Kaiser Bill. My army went through Belgium, Shooting women and children down. We tore up all her country, And blew up all her towns. My Zepps dropped bombs on cities, Killing both the old and young, And those the Zeppelins didn’t get Were taken out and hung. I started out for Paris, With the aid of poisonous gas, The Belgians, darn ’em, stopped us, And would not let us pass. My submarines are Devils, Why, you should see them fight! They go sneaking through the sea, And sink a ship at sight I was running things to suit me, Till a year or so ago, When a man named Woodrow Wilson Wrote me to go more slow.. He said to me, “Dear William, We don’t want to make you sore, So be sure to tell your U-boats To sink our ships no more. We have told you for the last time, So, Dear Bill, it’s up to you, And if you do not stop it You have got to fight us too.” I did not listen to him, And he’s coming after me, > With a million Yankee Soldiers From their homes across the sea, Now, that’s why I called you Satan, For I want advice from you, I knew that you would tell me Just what I ought to do.” “My Dear Old Kaiser William, There’s not much for me to tell, For the Yanks will make it hotter Than I can for you in Hell. I’ve been a mean old Devil, But not half as mean as you, And the minute that you get here I will give my job to you. I’ll be ready for your coming. And I’ll keep the fires all bright And I’ll have your room all ready When the Yanks begin to fight. For the boys in blue will get you, I have nothing more to tell. Hang up the phone and get your hat, And meet me here in Hell.” Ex.

CASTORIA For Infants and Children In Use For Over 30 Years Always bean the Signature at FrrrtfWPW

Spend the 4th of July in Kankakee, 111. Celebration under au spices of KANKAKEE LODGE of ELKS RACING -ATHLETICS EVENTS— AEROPLANE FLIGHTS

Mrs. Henry Brandt, of near Brook,! Went to Lafayette this forenoon. Faustine West went to < Thayer,, this morning for a visit with her ] sister, Mrs. Mann Spitler of that place. 1 . Mrs. Idtf" Pierce, and daughter, Mrs. Elmer Seller and baby, and Gladys Pierce, drove through from Greencastle Thursday and will spend a® few days with relatives and friends here. Mrs. Agnes KeMey and daughter, Mrs. H. E. Wimple, left this morning for their home in Janesville, Wis„ after a visit since Tuesday with relatives here. Mrs. Kelley's husband, who is long since deceased, was formerly a dentist in this city. Mrs. Wimple is a graduate of the Rensselaer high school, being a member of the class of 1891. - Rev. and Mrs. Charles Postill have as their guest, Mrs. Postill’s cousin, Mrs. Fannie Carpenter, her daughter, Ethel and her grandson, Alfred. Mrs. Carpenter’s home is in Westville.

We are in receipt of a letter today from Harvey E. Roadifer, who had been getting the Republican at 3328 Lexington St., Chicago, asking that we now send his paper to him at the following address:—Co. G, 10th U. S. Infantry, Nitro City, W. Va. Mr. and Mrs. W. H. Beam return-’ ed from Reynolds this morning, where they had been called an account the death of Mr. Beam’s nephew, Thornton Williams, who died at Fort Sills, Okla., with pneumonia. Young Williams had enlisted on May 28, 1918, and died after one years service on May 28, 1918. Up to about four weeks ago he had been stationed at Fort Douglass, Arizona. In changing climate he contracted pneumonia from which he was not able to recover. ATTENTION VAN RENSSELAER CLUB. On and after Sunday, June Second, the doors of the Van Rensselaer club rooms will be closed. Keys may be had by calling upon the Treasurer, Clifford Payne, at the First National bank, for which a deposit of twentyfive cents must be made. DIRECTORS VAN RENSSELAER CLUB.

ANOTHER AUTO ACCIDENT

Thursday evening while returning I from the Sunday school picnic at Monticello, Forrest Merica ran into a buggy being driven by Floyd Platt and a young Michael, who lives south of Rensselaer. Young Merica’s lights had gone bad on his automobile and he did not see the buggy until he had driven his car upon it. Carl Worland was following the Merica car and Worland’s lights were in good shape. He was attempting to assist the Merica car by keeping Close up to it. The buggy was damaged to some extent. Young Platt had his leg cut. The horse broke loose and ran into the Woriand car damaging it quite a little. A fender and one light were broken oh the Merica car. None of the occupants of the Merica or Worland cars were hurt. County Auditor J. P. Hammond received a letter Thursday from his son, Herbert, who with several other Jasper county selectment are at 1 Fort Hamilton, N. Y. While he does, not say so in that many words Her- ! bert indicated that they may start: for “Over There” very soon.

VISITS BOYHOOD HOME.

Elbert Zoll, who when a lad lived in this city, is spending a few days with relatives here. He is related to the Alters. He lived in this city until he was twelve years of age, leaving here with his parents in 1889. His parents were Mr. and Mrs. Henry Zoll. His father is still living and makes his home with Elbert. Mr. and Mrs. Elbert Zoll have nine children, five sons and four daughters. Their oldest son will be twenty-one in September. He is a member of the reserves and is expecting a call to the colors at anytime.

SPECIAL.

All members are requested to be present at state meeting of Masonic lodge on next Monday evening, June 3rd. New orders an 4 instructions from grand lodge. BY ORDER OF THE MASTER.

REMINGTON.

Maurice and Edward Murphy, of Chicago, spent Sunday at the home of their sister, Mrs. John Sheetz and family. John Noynihan spent Thursday evening at Mrs. Brewers, near Kentland. Ora Alvis and wife spent Sunday at J. N. Bowmans. Mrs. Ray Eastburn and baby visited the week-end with John and Bert < Sheetz. • Bert Sheetz and wife entertained at Sunday dinner Ray Eastburn, i wife and baby, Fred Sheetz and.' family. Robert Bailey, of Chicago, is spending the week at the home of John Sheetz. ■ ! Several from this vicinity attended the funeral of Mrs. Marry McGahan at Gilboa Wednesday. Children’s day exercises will be held at Shiloah Sunday. John Douglas spent Monday and Tuesday at S. F. Douglas. M. F. Donohue was in Indianapolis on business Monday.

Have you tried O’RILEY’S New Golden Victory Loaf? - Positively the , best bread sold in Rensselaer today. Its taste will surely please you. CLEAN WHOLESOME PALATABLE Popular Sizes 10c & 15c.

Mrs. J. J. O’Brien and son, Frank, went to Lake Geneve, Wis., this morning to visit her daughter. Mrs. Rice Porter and her guest, Miss Harrington, of Goodland, went to Lafayette today. i n.u..* .. Mrs. I. B. Washburn, mother of Dr. Washburn, went to Logansport for a visit.with relatives. • S ---• Uncle Nathan Eldridge was not able to be with his comrades Memorial Day. He has not been in good health for sometime. J. W. Tilton, assistant cashier of the State Bank, returned today from a short visit with relatives at Wheatfield. Mr. and Richard D. W angel in have returned to Rensselaer and will remain here until he is called into the service of the government. He had expected to be used before this time.

Mrs. DeVere Yeoman went to Chicago to meet her husband, Lieut. Yeoman, who has just returned from France. He will now be stationed in this country and will have charge of training troops for the war in Europe. G. D. Marks, of Plymouth, who is now in the service of the revenue department, left this mornipg for the northern part of the county. He had been here for about two weeks. Mr. Marks was for ten yeans the superintendent of the Marshal county schools, seving from 1897 to 1907. Louis Misch, who has been with his father on the farm near Wheatfield on a month’s furlough for the purpose of assisting in putting out the crop, was in Rensselaer Thursday. He is to return to Camp Taylor next week. He left here with the first group of selectmen. Mr. and Mrs. Paul Anderson and daughter, of Hammond, motored to Rensselaer Thursday to spend the day with Mrs. Anderson’s parents, Mr. and Mrs. Phillip Roy. Miss Leona Kolhoff accompanied them on the return trip and will visit a couple of weeks before returning home.

Protect Your Family Life Endowment Or monthly income policies that protects your family and yourself. Gary National Life Insurance Co., Gary Theatre Building Wilbur Wynant, Pres. Gary, Indiana. HARVEY DAVISSON GENERAL AGENT. A few small block* of stock to be sold in Jasper county.—Ask Davisson.

EXPRESSION OF OUR PATRIOTISM Third Liberty Loan Bonds sold by the banks of Jasper county, Indiana. Trust & Savings bank, . . Rensselaer, Indiana . .$163,100.00 State Bank, Rensselaer Indiana 92,850.00 State Bank, Remington Indiana 84,900.00 First National hank, Rensselaer, Indiana .. 88,000.00 Bank of Wheatfield, Wheatfield, Indiana . 30,050.00 Bank of DeMotte, De- . - Motte, Indiana 8,000.00 Total .$461,900.00 CHURCH NOTICE. 11 Charles G. Aldrich, of LaFontain, Ind., will fill the pulpit at the Christian church both morning and evening, Sunday the 2nd. i i ■— 1 ■ - Attorney Abraham Halleck went to Lowell this morning to look after the interests of his clients who are rem onstra tors in the Singleton ditch case which is in the Lake county circuit court. Attorney W. H. Parkison made the Memorial address at Wheatfield Thursday. The Primo theatre of that city was crowded to capacity. In the line of march to the cemetery there were about one hundred and twenty-five members of the Liberty Guard of that city. Mrs. J. W. Segraves returned today to her home in Knox, after a short visit here with her sister, Mrs. Tillie Stephenson. THE COMMUNITY AUTQMO- ' BILE SUPPLY COMPANY of Rensselaer, Ind., will sell you a guaranteed tire for SI.OO profit, apch. Arty size. Also gasoline at 1 cent per gallon profit MUZZLE QUARANTINE. On and after June Ist, 1918, no dog will be allowed in Rensselaer without a muzzle. . CITY HEALTH OFFICER. CLEAN UP DAY. Saturday, June Ist, clean all back yards and alleys. Keep Rensselaer’s