Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 114, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 May 1918 — LETTERS OF A HUNGARY HUN. [ARTICLE]

LETTERS OF A HUNGARY HUN.

Somewhere in Doubt. Dear Heinie: —You didn’t get any letter from me yesterday, did you? Maybe that is because I didn’t write none. Since I have been capchured I have only got a little time to write. These Americans are going into the war. like they mean business. I tell you Heinie, old Hindy is going to have to step if he even gets a draw in this here war. In other words, I think he’s kidding hisself. The way it looks to me Hindy’s got about the same chanst to get to Perris as Bryan has to be president or something. Wich means none, see Heinie? That’s meant for a joke. But it won’t be a joke for Hindy. I have got a good job now. All I have got to do is’ be chamber-maid to twenty mules & wash seven army trucks a day, besides bathing the dishes & carry out the scraps after the Americans are through eatin. They isn’t much to the last thing I menchunned though because wen them Americans gets through eatin they ain’t much left to carry out. Just between me & you Heinie, and not wantin it to go any farther, I wasn’t runnin my best when capchured. Woll, I got to go now & get busy. Anser soon. Yours with love, SWEITZER. Indiana Times.