Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 114, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 May 1918 — You Might Try This. [ARTICLE]

You Might Try This.

“You’re managing to wake up earlier In the morning.” “Yes. I’ve just bought a parrot.” “Instead of an alarm clock?” “I already had an alarm clock, but I got so I didn't pay any attention th it. Now I hang the parrot’s cage In my room and put the alarm clock qpder it. When the alarm goes off it startles the parrot, and what that bird says would wake anybody up.”