Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 102, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 May 1918 — R. S. V. P. [ARTICLE]

R. S. V. P.

Mr. Flatbush —Haye you responded to Mrs. Bensonhurst's invitation to her party? Mrs. Flatbush —Yes. “Did you 'frrite her today?” “No, I didn’t write; I used the tele-' phone.” ’ “Used the telephone? Why, that’s no way to respond to an invitation to a party." “Why pot? Ours is a party wire, isn’t it?”—Yonkers Statesman.