Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 92, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 April 1918 — Page 4 Advertisements Column 1 [ADVERTISEMENT]

It is none of our businesS. But if we ever do see a man who looks like the things in the clothing advertisements, we are going to stick a pin in him and -see if he is human. We don’t know much about other breed of Mdcrobes. But we do know that if you don’t keep your mouth shut the Damphool Microbe will hop in and make you talk too- much. The old-fashioned man who used to go broke playing his own system on the races now has a son who goes broke paying a dollar day for guaranteed winners that never win. Old Methusaleh never heard of Anthrax, or sleeping porches or appendicitis, or Eugenics, or Microbes, but the blamed old ignoramus managed to keeping on living just the same. When they are engaged he likes to have her go through his pockets and ask cute little questions about the articles she finds in them. But it is k so different when they are married. RENSSELAE&J REMINGTON BUS LINE SCHEDULE 2 Trips Daily Leace Rensselaer 7:45 a. m. Arrive Remington 8:80 a. m. Leave Remingto.x . 9:10 a. m. Arrive Rensselaer .... 9:55 a. m. Leave Rensselaer . >.u.-. 4:00 p. m. Arrive Remington ... \ • p. m. Leave Remington .... X 5:15 p. m. Arrive Rensselaer '<1:00 p. m. Fare SI.OO Each Way FRANK G. KRESLER. Phono J2l-W. RanMeiaer, Ind,