Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 91, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 25 April 1918 — SAYS THE OFFICE OWL [ARTICLE]

SAYS THE OFFICE OWL

Be yourself. In the spacS of’7o years you haven’t time to be anybody else successfully. _y There’s something wrong with the house that the children have to go outside of to play. The right man always comes along, girls. The trouble is that sometimes he passes right by. It takes all sorts of people to make up a world, including those who are sure your doctor doesn’t know anything. When it comes to washing the dishes ma discovers that she has brought up several conscientious objectors. Wonder if there ever was a woman who thought it right that her husband should pay 25 cents for two cigars? r , Somehow or other, we’ve an Idea that we wouldn’t care much for this world if it weren’t for the fools there are in it. Some men are so mean that whenever a good man dies the neighbors always get together and wonder why they should be permitted to live. — Detroit Free Press.