Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 77, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 April 1918 — Page 3

Strength Gave Oat Mm. Schmitt Was Miserable Fre* Kidney Trouble Until Dean’s Came to Her Assistance. Now Well "My kidneys gave out during the change of life," says Mrs. Margaretha Schmitt, 63 Alabama Ave., Brooklyn, N. Y. “My back ached and pained as if it were broken. When I moved in bed, sharp, darting pains caught me t across my back and 1 couldn't turn. Mornings I was stiff- and sore and it felt as if heavy weights were tied to me, .1 was so worn-out. I often came near falling from dizziness and flashes of fire woffld come before my eyes, .. blinding me. **' *® BIB "I had the most severe headaches and. my kidneys didn’t set regularly. The secretions passed too often and caused much distress. I was hardly able to do my housework and just to walk upstairs took all my strength. “As soon as I began taking Doan’S Kidney Pill*. I improved and* six boxes put me in better health than I had enjoyed dor years.” Mrs. Schmitt gave the foregoing statement in 1916 and on April 0, 1617, she said: “My cure has been permanent. I keep Doan’t on hand, however, and take a few doses occasionally.” / ( Get DOAN’S ■MSS' FOSTER-MILBURN CO„ BUFFALO, 14. Y.

! Don’t Use Any Other {Than Cuticura Soap I To Clear Your Skin Occasionally there are men who would rather pay their debts than be bored to death by bll^collectors. Garfield Tea is Nature’s laxative and blood purifier; it overcomes constipation and its many attendant ailments. Adv. My golden rule Is “Use every man as he deserves.” A New Way to Shave Tender skins twice a day without Irritation by using Cuticura Soap the “Cuticura Way.” No slimy mug, germs, waste of time or money. For free samples address, “Cuticura, Dept. X, Boston.” At druggists anckby mail. Soap 85, Ointment 25 and 50. —Adv.

"SOME SORT OF A BISHOP”

Eminent Churchman May Safeljr Leave the Classification to the Many Who Know Him. Bishop Greer of New York, who is a {great friend of Bishop Whitehead of Pittsburgh, entered a restaurant recently and sat down opposite another iraan. After- a time he and the man engaged in a casual conversation and the stranger finally said: ‘‘You look somewhat like a clergyman, sir.” “Well, I am one,” said Bishop Greer. “Oh,” said the man, “is that so? Episcopal, I should imagine?” % “Yes,” nodded the bishop. “Your work is here in New York, I suppose?” the man continued. “Yes,” said the bishop. “Just what is your parish?” asked the stranger. “Well,” answered Bishop Greer, "I really haven’t any definite parish. I—er —>” i “Some sort of a bishop, then, I asijrame,” said the man. The waiter at this time brought ißlsbop Greer his check. “Yes,” he answered as he rose t» I go. “I’m some sort of & bishop.”

The Disturbance.

“Don’t you love the silent watches tof the night?” “I would, if it were not for the moonlight chatter of these lovelorn Luna-tlcks." .

/anttiift / Wakeful \ l Nights J -do out of style in the family that , # once drank coffee but now uses INSTANT POSTUM This wholesome beverage of delicious flavor contains no drug elements to upset heart or nerves and its cheery goodness is Just the thing Ww in the way

DOES AN EDUCATION PAY?

Does It pay an acorn to become an oak? Does it pay to escape being a rich Ignoramus? Does it pay for a chrysalis to unfold into a butterfly? Does it pay to learn how to make life a glory Instead of a grind? Does it pay to add power to the lens of the microscope or telescope? Does It pay to acquire a personal wealth, which no disaster or misfortune can wreck or ruin? Does it pay to learn how to focus thought with power, how to marshal one’s mental forces effectively? Does it pay a diamond to have its facets ground, to let in the light to reveal Its hidden wealth of splendor? Does It pay to have expert advice and training, to have high ideals bold up to one in the most critical years of one’s life? -•.V v - * Does it pay to open a little wider the door of a narrow life to push out one’s horizon in order to get a wider outlook, a clearer vision? Does it pay to experience the joy of self-discovery, to open up whole continents of possibilities on one’s nature which might otherwise remain undiscovered? —Dr. Orison Swett Marden in the New Success.

WORLD WORKERS

A wireless station, open to the public, has been opened In Terra del Fuego. . The aged inmates of a poor farm at Hempstead, N.- Y., as a matter of patriotism gave up tobacco to purchase a flag. Ineorne tax returns indicate that the United States has 22,696 millionaires, an Increase of nearly 8,000 in the past year. The food administration states that the farmer receives 20 per cent more for his product than he received a year ago. The origin of the tankard took place many years ago, when the water used in the city of London \jas carried in by men who made use of iron-bound buckets of wood holding three gallons.

BROWNIES

When a fellow is on third base there is no place like hoib^ When there are two swords in a scabbard neither can be drawn. A perfect thirty-six ought to make a pretty good hope chest. Presently the man who brings home the bacon will have to do it under cover of darkness. Thirteen persons of the average j»ge of ninety-three years and all over ninety had a reunion here recently. This could only, happen in southern California. —Lot Angeles Times.

SOME QUEER ADS

Wanted —A herder for 500 sheep that can speak Spanish fluently. Lost Near Blank Park —An umbrella belonging to a gentleman with a bent rib and a bone handle. For Sale —House in good neighborhood, by an invalid lady three stories high and heated with a furnace. Mr. Brown, furrier, begs to announce that he will make up gowns, capes and so forth, for ladies out of their own skin. —Florida Times Union.

FROM COMMERCE REPORTS

Practically all the gold and silver has disappeared in Portugal, and for that reason the country is on a paper basis. New Zealand has just closed a very successful oyster season. Forty thousand sacks have been taken from different beds. German shipbuilding companies are preparing to reconstruct the German merchant marine, the first step beiqg to consolidate their finances.

POPULAR SCIENCE

The Germans have succeeded In making a substitute for gun cotton. During the past few years there has been a falling i>ff in the yield Iftf the banana, due partly to a 'disease whose origift and" elimination are yet unsolved problems.

INTERESTING ITEMS

Swedesboro, N. .1., recently observed “pumpkin-pie day.” Its many feet enable a'gns bill to run np rapidly. If time is money the lazy man’* is counterfeit. American dolls are now equal to tba beat Imported ones.

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Says Pile Remedy Worth SIOO.OO a Box. Columbus Man Knows What He Is Talking About. I have had itehing riles ever since my earliest recollection. I am 65 years old and have suffered terribly. I have tried many remedies and doctors, but no cure. About 8 weeks ago I saw your ad Jot Peterson’s Ointment The first application stopped all itching; and in three days all soreness. I have only used one J6q box and consider I am cured. You have my heartfelt thanks, and may evetrone that has this trouble see this and give Peterson’s Ointment that Is worth a hundred dollars or more a box. a trial. Sincerely yours. A Newth. Columbus, Ohio. •‘lt makes me feel proud to be able to produce an ointment like that, says Frierson. "Net only do I guarantee Peterson’s Ointment for old sores and wounds, but for Eczema, Salt Rheum. Ulcers, Itching Skin. Pimples, Blackheads and skin diseases. 1 put up » W*: box for M cents, a price all can afford to pair and money back from your druggist If not satisfied. ” Adr.

Ruga Made From Tissue Paper.

Ruga are now being made entirely from fine tissue paper and mixtures of paper and wool. The tissue paper Is twisted into threads and woven into a compact heavy mat or fabric.

Allen’s Fool-Easi for tin Troopi. Many war sons hospitals have ordered Allen’s Foot-Ease, the antiseptic powder, for uee among the troop*. Shaken into the shoes and sprinkled in the foot-bath, Allen’s Foot-Ease gives rest and comfort, and makes walking a delight. Sold every where So. Try It today. Adv. If you have no beauty in your soul —the mind—then how can you radiate beauty? Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets are the original little liver pills put up 40 years ego. They regulate liver and bowels. A d. It may be all right to give credit where credit is due, but spot cash is always preferable. It takes Congress to settle a strike, but an unruly stomach is subdued by Garfield Tea. Adv. Where now. are the men who used to say: “The women do not know enough to vote.” • '

NOW RAISES 600 CHICKENS After Being Relieved of Organic Trouble by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. Oregon, 11l- —“I took Lydia E. Pinkham's vegetable Compound for an or.ganic trouble which | pulled me down until I could not put my foot to the floor and | could scarcely do my [ work, and as I live on a small farm and raise six hundred I chickens every year | it made it very bard II “I saw the Corn--111 pound advertised, in P our paper, and tried i J iL It has restored my health so I can do all my work and I am so grateful that I am recommending it to my friends."—Mrs. D. M. Alters, R. R. 4, Oregon, 111. Only women whohavesuffered the tortures of such troubles and have dragged along from day to day can realize the relief which this famous root and herb remedy, Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound, brought to Mrs. Alters. Women everywhere in Mrs. Alters condition should profit by her recommendation, and if there are any complications write Lydia E. Pinkham’s Medicine Co., Lynn, Mass., for advice. The result of their 40 years experience is at your service.

H Swift & Company’s 1918 Year Book 1 |y shows that Swift & Company sells the meat from a steer Igy 9 for less money than the live steer cost! |lgj H Proceeds from the sale of the hide, fat, and other by-products |g| Si covered all expense of dressing, refrigeration, freight, selling ||9l fiy expense and the profit of $1.29 per steer as shown by Swift & gi i§] Company’s 1917 figures as follows: Ifiu S 3 Average price paid for live cattle per steer $84.45 BBBBjgpa H Average price received for meat 68.97 fIIIMHHUIHI H’. Average price received for by-products 24tQ9 WBI M Total received 93.06 1138 This leaves for expenses and profit 8.61 V E| 68 Of which the profit per steer was . 1.29 I lljy n 8 There are many other interesting and instructive 113 gig ' facts and figures in the Year Book. jlgj We want to send our 1918 Yea* Book, to anyone, anywhere --free P|y for the asking. Address Swift & Company, Union Stock Yards, Chicago. gy Swift & Company, U. S. A. |g|

22 Million Families in the United States 4 CUPS OF WHEAT FLOUR TO THE POUND If each family used 4 cups of flour less per week, the saving would be 22 million pounds or 112,244 barrels every week. The greatest help housekeepers can give to win the war is to mate »h« saving and it can be done by using this recipe hi place of white flour bread. Corn Meal Biscuits fr cap scalded orilk % teaspoon .ah 1 cap corn moot 1 cap white floor 2 tablespoons shortening 4 teaspoon. Royal Balrfag Powder Sara If cop of the measured floor for board. Poor milk ovar com meal, add shortening and eah. Whea cold, add aifted floor and baking powder. Roll oat ligbtly oa floored board. Cot with biscait cotter tad bode# in greased pan fifteen to twenty minotee. Our new Red, White and Blue booklet. ü ßest War Time Redoes.* 1 containing many other recipe* for malting delicious and wholesome wheat earing foods , mailed free address ROYAL BAKING POWDER CO* Dept W. 135 William Street, New York . food will win the war

Embarrassing Economy.

Wife (desperately)—“Can’t you give the car away?” Husband—“l hate to ask so much of a friend.”

He who loves and runs away will have fewer bills to pay. IN THE SPRING^ Will be the great test of a life and death struggle on the Western front. In the everyday walks of life, it is the spring time that brings ill health. One of the chief reasons why the run-down man finds himself in a bad state of health in March or April, is because he has .spent nearly all his hours for the past four or five months penned up within the walls of house, factory or office. It is the reason for our diminished resistance—that is, lack of out-door life, coupled with perhaps over-eating, lack of good exercise, insufficient sleep, and constipation. In other words, we keep feeding the furnace with food but do not take out the “clinkers,” and our fire does not burn brightly. Always keep the liver active. There is nothing better for health than taking an occasional mild laxative, perhaps once a week; such a one as you can get at any drug store, .made up of May-apple, jalap, aloes, (sugar-coated, tiny, easily taken), which has stood the test of fifty years of approval—namely, Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets. But for the “Spring Fever,” the general run-down condition, the lack of ambition, the “blues,” one should take a course of treatment every spring; such a standard tonic as Dr. Pierce’s Gglden Medical Discovery, now to be haervh tablet form in aixty-cent vials. Watch the people go plodding along the street. There’s no spring, no vitality. A vitalizing tonic such as this vegetable extract of Dr. Pierce’s gives you the power to force yourself Into action. The brain responds to the new blood In circulation, and thus you’re ready to makb a fight against stagnation which holds you in bondage. Try It now! Don’t wait! Today Is the day to begin. Gain a little “pep,” and laugh and live. Vim and vitality are the natural out-pouring of a healthy body. It does not spring up in a night. Try this spring tonic, and you gain the courage that comes with good health. 1916 Seed Corn Field, grass, garden seeds and pure bred poultry. Free hook. AYE BROS., Box 20, BLAIR, NEBR. Seed Corn Center of the World.

The Way of It.

“There Is a man of sterling, worth.” “A church member?” “No; a silversmith.”

flow'B This ? We offer fMXJ.OO for any case of catarrh that cannot be- cured by HALL’B CATARRH MEDICINE. oa HALL’S CATARRH MEDICINE is taken internally and acts through the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces of the System. Sold by druggists for over forty years. Price 76c. Testimonials free. F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio.

Chopping Him Off.

“Ah, Mr.jGloom!” began the suave representative of a large Eastern publishing house, who called on only the few persons in each community who were of sufficient culture to appreciate the valuable works which he was purveying. “I recognize you Instantly. A gentleman, told me of your remarkable resemblance to Daniel Webster, and —” “Ah, yes!” Interrupted J. Fuller Gloom, “The likeness is truly astounding—neither Dan nor I ever had more thiln olae nose. But, still more amazing, I also greatly resemble the late Captain Kidd; in that I never give nor ask quarter, especially to or from a book agent.”—Kansas City Star.

Inquisitive Bobby.

Bobby is of the inquisitive boy age. His father, a physician, took him to his office recently and Bobby asked questions about everything In sight. Finally li6 got into a room where the doctor keeps some curios, Including a skeleton. “What’s this, papa?” asked Bobby. “The bones of a man.” “Whose bones, yours?” “Hardly,” the father replied. A flat worm preserved In alcohol In a glass jar next attracted Bobby’s attention. “Oh, papa, here’s a noodle. Got any more? Let’s take them home for soup.”

Pessmism Is the fog of life, optimism is the sunshiny. Make your life one of continued sunshine. If yon would become a bondholder keep a hen. True renown only awaits the truly, good.

Term Defined.

“What’s your Idea of a peace?” inquired Broncho Bek. “Well ” replied Pinto Pinto, “th* practical kind of separate peace Is tho kind that keeps a man perfectly peaceable while he is being separated from his money.”

Its Destinated Change.

“What Is going to become of thej kaiser’s divine right after this wart" 1 “It is going to be left.”

FOR CONSTIPATION have stood the test of time. Purely vegetable. Wonderfully quick to banish biliousness, headache, indigestion and to clear up a bad complexion. Genuine been signature PALE FACES Generally indicate a lack •f Iron In tka Blood WBlh.ll.mM. PEOPLE .BRONCHIAL TROUBLES. Soothe the irritation and TOR .rollers the distress. Do both quickly and cflfecdrciy —toy promptly tuing a dependable wmady— PISO’S r: T-g- n| W. N. U., CHICAGO, NO. 13-1913.