Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 72, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 3 April 1918 — SPORTING JINGLES [ARTICLE]

SPORTING JINGLES

The umpires would also like t®j have a decisionless day. But there will be no beeflesi j days among players on the field.,l Recruit pitchers have more curves than* a Broadway beauty ] chorus in the spring. Hockey is sort of a substitute, sport. They play it when thep. . can’t play anything else. Kaiser Is short of guns on account of the delayed steel. This way ont! Don’t slam the door. Why Is It that when somebody mentions Eddie Collins you think of Heinie Zlm? Boxing is hard on the ears of the boxers, bat wrestling is tough on the listeners of the crowd. A deaf guy could enjoy a wrestling match. Finding a baseball club In Phllly Is as hard as playing the piano with mittens on. Jess Willard’s promises to fight are as reliable as a railroad time table. Collecting the baseball war tax is going to be as easy as falling into an upper berth.