Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 70, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 April 1918 — Green as Grass. [ARTICLE]

Green as Grass.

“I heard you had a cow for sale,” began the lady who had just moved out from the city, “and as I’m thinking of buying one, I —” “Wall.” interrupted the farmer, “thar’s that Jersey. Thar’s one good p’int in her that —” “Oh, gracious! That would never do; I’d need n quart at least,” exclaimed the lady.— Boston Evening Transcript.