Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 66, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 March 1918 — A SMILE FOR YOU [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

A SMILE FOR YOU

Real Music. He—Most girls, I have found, don’t appreciate real music. Second He—Why do ypu think that? He —Well, you may pick beautiful strains on a mandolin for an hour and she don’t even look out of the window, but just one honk of a horn and —out she comes. A Cruel Hint.

Miss Uglyface — I suspect the men who have proposed to me of being after my money, and I would not marry a man who did not love me for myself alone. Miss Curlylocks —But, my dear, the age of miracles is past. .

Could Save Much Food. “The movies are doing all they can to help out in the war." “Have they announced a pieless day?” So Runs the Rule.

“Why don’t you listen when I talk to you?” demanded his wife. “Listeners hear no good of themselves,” he replied, sentimentiously.

A Job for Detaille. “The Scrappingtons are having their portraits painted." “By a battle painter?” Prevented. “That novel has had a remarkable sale,” commented the bookstore man. “Have you read it?” “Oh, noI I wouldn’t dare read it, as my duties require me to be enthusiastic in recommending it to customers.”