Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 57, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 16 March 1918 — THE CYNIC SAYS [ARTICLE]

THE CYNIC SAYS

All women who pose are not models. Most of man’s troubles wear petticoats. i f. “ " The man of few words is usually married. Lots of men who have an aim in life lack ammunition. The more birthdays a woman has the less they count. No class of people have more competition than liars. One must dig in order to appreciate die dignity of labor. | One thing’s certain —you don’t need capital to start a rumor. Old bachelors either dodge women or are dodged by them. Many 1 a man has married In haste and paid alimony at leisure. Scene spinsters are so timid that they would jump at a proposal. Everything comes to him who waits. He’ll even get the earth when he dies. —\ Some women are so changeable they never wear the same complexion twice. Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may have to go to the dentist.