Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 32, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 15 February 1918 — His Vacation. [ARTICLE]

His Vacation.

“Booze even gets into man's vacations and tangles them up,” declared a temperance lecturer some time ago. *A man took the steamer for Boston 7ith his wife. But the minute he got aboard he disappeared into the black, ill smelling hole they call the bar, Some hours later his wife hurried down to the bar and said to him: “ ‘Oh, George, come up on deck and enjoy the scenery. The hills and woods are pust beautiful.’ “After swallowing his ninth beer, George growled, ‘AvV, what do I care for your hills and woods? Do you think I’m gonna lose my vacation over scenery?’ ” —Pathfinder.