Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 21, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 February 1918 — Page 2 Advertisements Column 1 [ADVERTISEMENT]

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Sicilian Nut Crop Small. The crop of almonds this year has been very small in Sicily, being only about 15,000 bags of 220 pounds. There are, however, 40,000 bags remaining from last year. In consequence of the short crop prices have remained high, and buyers are paying 335 lire per bag. At normal exchange the lire is worth 19.3 cents, United States currency. The filbert crop has been abundant this season and is estimated at 150,000 bags of 220 pounds. There is none of the old crop left. The price Is 142 Hi e a bag. The new pistachio crop Is good and there is a considerable quantity of the old crop still remaining in the shell. The price Is about 2s. 6d. (60 cents) a pound.—Commerce Reports. Falsification. George Cohan was advising an older playwright who had not yet achieved fame. - “You must give the pubyc happy endings,” Mr. Cohan said. "A happy ending must be given, even if you have to falsify the truth. “We all falsify the truth at times. Thus, on the stage, when the lovers kiss, their troubles are over, whereas, In r4al life, of course, it’s when they kiss that their troubles begin.” Not.' So. He—This is a bare apology for a salad 1 She —’Tlsn’t! I dressed it myself

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