Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 18, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 30 January 1918 — Duly Explained. [ARTICLE]

Duly Explained.

“What are pauses?” the teacher asked the first class in grammar. “Things that grow on cats and dogs.” answered the smalelst girl.— Pearson’s Weekljr. “A dog is man’s .best friend.” “I think a lot of a dog,”, commented the worried-looking man: “but the way things are going now, gimme a cow or a hen!”