Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 312, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 January 1918 — WISE AND OTHERWISE [ARTICLE]

WISE AND OTHERWISE

An old bachelor says the best pet dogs come in glass. Don’t worry. You will always look good to your friends. If a man has a good memory he knows when to forget. Men who do the most work don’t always do the best work. A woman seldom attempts to hide her jealousy under a bushel. People who say what they think have to do a lot of explaining. Don’t count your chickens until they “are old enough to bluff th£ cat. Why is it that thieves display more discretion than honest men? _ \ It is everlastingly too late to pick the winner after the race is over. One can’t blame a man for kicking when he has to foot another’s bills. Any man who sits around and waits for an easy job is a grafter at heart. Tombstones remind us that the average man isn’t as white- as he is sculptured. If your boss isn’t satisfactory, just mention the fact to him, and perhaps he will permit you to resign.