Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 311, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 January 1918 — Page 4

RENSSELAER REPUBLICAN MTO 0» WP-wiim r > MtWttOJ - - ynWhani —« »Mi>At mm m naroti WUZIT SBZTZOV ' - - - - -*■ fi«ml WiiMt Republican entered Jen. Sgdejthe act of March «,I»7>. Events* Republican entered JanTi IMT/MMOOBd etora mall matter at tbe postoOoe at Rensselaer. Indiana, of March I, 187». bash to* snntT §Mnfow£Sd7? C per’ inch ll^c two of The Be«ni- Weekly Republican, SS cents. Additional apace pro rata.

CLASSIFIED COLUMN FOR SALE—My home on East Walnut street. May McClmtock Ellis. FOR SALE! —A "few Buff Orpington cockerels f 2.50 each if taken by January 15. None for sale after that date. R. L, Budd. Phone 926-0. FOR SALE3 —My residence property and two lots on Cullen street, within one block r from public square, also 120 acre farm, well improved and tiled, 2 miles north of Brook, on stone road. John O’Conner, Kniman, Ind.

FOR SALE!—bronze turkeys, gobblers and hens. Phone 946-D. FOR SALE —New Oliver typewriter, $37. Leslie Clark. FOR SALE—Red registered Shorthorn bull. A fine animal. Two years old in Sept. last. A fresh cow, also some barred rock cockerels. James Amsler. Phone 933-B. FOR SALE —A good bunch of feeding shoats. M. J. Delahanty. Wheatfield, Ind. FOR SALE —White Holland turkeys, hens and gobblers. Phone 920—-F. Mrs. James Parkison. FOR SALE —Best located barber shop in Rensselaer. Two chairs and bath. Doing good business. F. M. Haskell. ' • ’ — FOR SALE —Moving picture show in city of 6,000. Will consider some trade. Clark A Hamilton. FOR SALE —Cheap if taken at once, coal and wood heater, oil stove with oven, also one Reed gocart, baby bed, good as new. Mrs. Frank Turner; FOR SALE —The Harve Robinson property on Weston street. Part i.flanj part time. Leslie Clark. FOR SALE —Set of good sled runners as good as new. A bargain. See. Billy Freve. FOR SALE; Good ten room House in east part of city, modern in all respects. Good well, plenty of fruit, cement side walks and electric lights. Vern Hopkins, Routs, .Ind. FOR SALE —1 red electric washing machine with electric wringer attached; one perfection washing machine; boss washing machine wringer; laundry stove; childs push cart; baby's white fur carriage robe; 1 body brussella rug. Phone 277 FOR RALE—One roan mare, 7 years old, wt. 1400, good one; bay horse, coming three, broke. Z. L. Swam, 935-L. FOR SALE—2OO shocks, corn and fodder. H. P. Callender, R. F. D. No. 1. FOR SALE —Mississippi plantations. A few hundred dollars will buy you a farm where you can raise three crops a year and where you do not have to worry over long, cold winters and high fuel and coal bills. —Harvey Davisson. FOR SALE —Or will trade for gmftll property in town, 160 acres of land. Farm lies 3 miles from a town, on stone road. Will rent for $5 -n acre cash rent. SIOO an acre. — Walter Lynge, Phone 455. FOR SALE—A few Shetland ponies. See Walter Lynge, Phone 455.

WANTED. WANTED —Furnished room. Phone 119. WANTED —-We have an excellent office position open for some young woman, either married or single. Applications taken now. Main Garage. _ WANTED —25 woodchoppers at unusually attractive wages to cut TOO ears of Tents, board, stoves and wood free. 2 from Tefft, Ind. Phone 278 or see B. Forsythe, Rensselaer, Ind. WANTED —To buy "veals, live or dmisfid Phone 160-Black. WANTED —Furnished rooms for light housekeeping by school teacher. Please Call 403. WANTED —Two fresh cows, of high quality at once, for dairy purposes. Price cuts no figure. ConradiKeUner. ~ FOR RENT. FOB BENT —6 room house, barn and three lots. Charles J. Dean. FOB BENT —My residence property on Scott St.—-J. C. Gwin. FOB BENT —Two business rooms on Van Rensselaer On® half block south of Washington street, other htlf block north': of Washington street Abraham D*ofeH - FOB BENT—-6 room house, good lmni> chicken house, fruit tress, W -i.

FOR RENT—Rooms up-stairs over Wood A Kresler’s barber shop, suitable for' offices or residence. E. L. Hoffinsworth. FOR RENT —1400 acres ©f farm l.n/i in tracts to suit tenants, with good buildings. Grain rent. Harvey Moored Rensselaer. Ind. TeL 298. FOR RENT —9 room house, electric lights and city water, 3 blocks from square.——Dr. F. A. Turfler. • FOR RENT—Good 200 acre farm in Hanging Grove township. Inquire of Thomas Callahan pri N. G. Halsey. FOR RENT—A modern bungalow. Furnished and with furnace. For a short time only.. Inquire at Republican office. e FOR RENT —A 9 room house, all modern improvements, furnace heat. Also garage with cement driveway, 2% blocks south of court house. 326 S. Cullen St. Mrs. Geo. H. Healey, Phone 153. FOR RENT—Lots of convenient storage room, inquire of Abraham Leopold. ' j • . - miscellaneous. - WE HAVE —A complete record of your car and serial numbers, so let us fill out and send in your license application. We take care of the whole matter for only 25 cents. Main Garage. _____ LOST OR STRAYED—BIack and tan hound dog, about 2 years old, wore leather collar with ring attached. Reward for information, or return to Lloyd Williamson, Morocco, Ind. u MONEY TO LOAN —Chas. J. Dean & Son. r _ MONEY TO LOAN—S per cent farm Joans. — John A. Dunlap.

SPECIAL —Remember this is the last week to subscribe for The American Magazine at $1.60, or McCall’s, 2 years for SI.OO. Both advance Jan. 1, 1918. Phone 81. Mrs. Lem Huston. ~ wTllianT willetts, of McCoysburg, was in Rensselaer today. Extra good dairy cows at Gouley & Erwin’s sale. O. S. Penrod returned to Chicago today after spending Sunday with his family here. The reports of the township trustees are due to be published this month. S. A. Austin and son, Harvey, of Wheatfield, were in Rensselaer today. Miss Anna Erwin returned to her home in Fair Oaks this, morning, after a visit with the family of N. Littlefield. THE COMMUNITY AUTOMOBILE SUPPLY COMPANY of Rensselaer, Ind., will sell you a guaranteed tire for SI.OO profit, each. Any size. Also gasoline at 1 cent per gallon profit. Mrs. William Roth and two children returned to her home in Auburn, HI. Mrs. Roth was formerly Miss Rayher,, and was for sometime a teacher is the schools of the county. Live stock can be accepted from this zone to arrive atjfhicago for Tuesday, Thursday, Frffiay and Satd., market, only. w g BEAM The county commissioners were in session today. The term will be a short one, due to the fact that most of the work was taken care of in a special meeting held on December 31 1917,

CASTORIA For Infants and Children In Use For Over 30 Years

THE YELLOW BUS Bus Line Schedule RensselaerRemington 2 TRIPS DAILY Lv. xtensselaer" 7:45 an. Ax. Remington .8:80 tun Lv. Remington y :10 ate Ar. Rcnsseiaer 9:5a am Lv. Rensselaer 4:05 pm At. Remington .4:45 pm Lv. Remington, . 6 :15 pm Vr. Rensseiaec 6:00 pa FARE SI.OO EACH WAY liiSiaaapoUa Cincinnati and tbe Scntk, Sooiivilla and Francs Uck Springs. CKZcaoo, nrnissspOM a nouisUUI MX. SOUTHBOUND. LoulsvlUs and French Lick. No. » pm Indianapolis and Cincinnati. No ii 1:48 am Louisville and French Lick. No. I ... 10:68 am I Indianapolis snd Cincinnati. No. §7 ......11:18 am Ind’polls, Cincinnati and French Llck. No S> *••• pw Lafayette and Michigan City. No Ur »:*• P™ Indianapolis snd Lafayette. No 11 -NdSWißbtwu*' & •ISSiSE jigs No. 40 Chicago (sccom.) 7.80 am No. 81 Chicago 10 :U am so. *1 cwSSS v.v.**.*.*.*/.;*.::: g® N Vor tickets and further htformetSm « W. H. BEAM. Agent

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THE EVENING REPUBLICAN. BOBBKU

Humorous Excuses Lend Relief To Overworked Lawyers.

The following is an actuality. It is written to show the various ideas that surround the paramount issue to all men between the ages qf 21 and 31. _ , Registrant comes into the office oi Mr. Blank, member of the legal advisory board, and prefaces his remarks with: “Howdy’e Mr. Blank, vat I vant to know is dis—how can 1 get out?” „ . , , “Get out of whaty’ is asked. “Dis question business,” is the answer. ■ “Oh what you mean, is that you want deferred classification..” “Yes, dat’s it.” “On what grounds?” “Veil, I got it dependents. “Who are they?” “My father and mudder. “Are they dependent on you for support?” .. ~ “Yes, but they live in the old country—in Russia.” “If that’s the case that wont excuse you.” __ . . “Veil, I got a sister. How about dat? She Jives in Chicawgo, of course she works and makes her own living, but she’s my sister just the same.” , . . „ “I guess you have no dependents. “Veil, how about dat industrial business —>can’t I get out by.dat? . “Are you engaged in an industrial' enterprise, necessary to the military of the United States? “Ain’t the clothing business an industry?” ■■. Y . ~ “All the clothing dealers in the country could be dropped into the middle of the ocean and it wouldn t affect the war one bit.” . “How about dat agricultural business?” , , “You’re not a farmer, you re a storekeeper.” • . , “Yes, but I live an agricultural community.” » . ~. “You’ll have to find something better than that.” . , “How about dat physical health.' “You sure look healthy to me, I can’t see that there is anything wrong with you.” , “Yes, but Mr. Blank, I m a physical wreck.” . , ~ . “Well, you get m class one and let Uncle Sam have you for three months and that nervous condition will disappear.” “So there’s nothing doing, eh “No, I don’t think so.” “Veil, they make me join the army —but they can’t make me fight.” . : . “Well, that’s so too, but you will join the army, and Uncle Sam wil take you where the fighting is,, and then you can use your own judgment.” . . . ~ Business of quick exit out of office door.

Big Sleet Thirty Five Years Ago.

Henry Paulus was in Rensselaer today and reminded us that the big sleet, which was so destructive to life and property, was in January, 1883. Mr. Paulus says he can fix this date in his mind clearly from the following facts: His mother died, his brother was married, the school ma’am fell and broke her ankle and he nearly cut his foot off with an ax. Had the sleet this time been as ; bad as it was in 1883 people living near timber would have thought the Germans had sure broken through and were coming a million strong. The sleet now is„very bad and telephone and telegraph wires are down. The Monon is running a few trains but they must go over the road without assistance of the regular telegraphic train orders and also the block system. Many of the trains are annulled and the others are run on any time it is possible to get them through. The Milk train went south last night about midnight and passed through here at nine o’clock this morning going north. The weather, man has promised to have it fair led slightly warmer Tuesday. Ts ' / ' ' Sunday was a very unpleasant day. There was a high wind and most of the day it either snowed or sleeted. The snow has helped very much, otherwise the ice would make getting about almost impossible. A telegram received by the manager of the local telephone company from the weather bureau, Tuesday, predicted a fall of from twenty to thirty degrees in temperature. Fortunately the prediction did not make good and the thermometer stood at about twenty above zero this morning.

The fire company had a slippery run to the home of J. K. Smith in the east part of town at the noon hour today. A curtain near the stove had caught on fire. Charles Welch our faithful county commissioner from Carpenter township made the trip here today by automobile. Mr. Marble had not arrived when we went to press. Mr. and Mrs. Walter C. Maines and four children of Three Forks, Montana are here for a visit with relatives. t Mrs. Maines is a granddaughter of Mr. and Mrs. D. E. Holister. » Tonight the city council will meet as provided by law and the new city officers will assume their respective offices. This is true of all Indiana cities. The officers of this .city* as selected at the last election were: Mayor, Charles G. Spitler; clerk, Charles Morlan; treasurer, Charles M. Sands; councilmen-at-large, Conrad Kellner and Rex Warier; first ward, Ray Wood; second ward, Frank Tobias; third ward, Frederick Waymire. „ The mayor will appoint the councilmen to the several committees and it is probable that no change will be made in the present appointive officers, except, that the office of marshal may be discontinued.

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HANGING GROVE.

The adies Aid met with Mrs. J. R. Phillips Wednesday for their regular. monthly meeting., Charles. Bussell went to Hammond Saturday for a short visit’ with Charles R. Whittaker and family. Hferschel Ray and daughter, Leota, came up from Elwood Friday to visit his parents, Mr. and Mrs. J. M. Ray and family. . ” ' , ~ _ Frank Eldridge and Claude Reeves returned Saturday evening from a trip to Gary. Miss Alo Drake is visiting her sis-~ ter, Mrs. R. J. Stewart and‘family. Phillip Kistner came up from Lafayette Saturday to visit .his farm here. The County Club met at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Estel Osborne Friday evening Jan. 4. Nearly all the usual members were present and spent an enjoyable and profitable evening. The County Club play| was announced by the vice-president, to take place at the McCoysburg school house Saturday night Jan. 12, admission will be 15c and 25c, proceeds go for of the Y. M. C. A.. Time of play is 2 hours and the cast of eight character composed entirely of local talent, have sacriS ced their own time free in the causing and should merit a full house. A letter from Edwin Bussell who is stationed at Houston, 1 Texas, 108 Engineers, Co. C., states he is just recuperating from a case of measles, which caused him to be in the base hospital a few days. He lost eight pounds during his sickness but says he will gain that back soon as lie gets on his feet again. During his convalescing at the hospital ne walked out in the edge of the woods and viewed the holly, mistletoe and magnolia growing in their natural state. Speaking of the Y. M. C. Aand Red Cross work, he says no other organization in the world does as much for the real comfort of the boys, thousands of soldiers received a box at Christmas time from the Red Cross, that otherwise would have gotten nothing, and the Y. M, C. A. is on the job night and day administering to the cheer and comfort of our boys. Edwin says he is proud he is Uncle Sams soldiers and only wishes more of the young men without dependents would enlist. All the boys at his camp are anxious to cross the sea. J. E. Ross is going to have a sale on Jan. I*6, 3 miles south of Lee, after which he and his family will move to Mesa, Arizona, where Mr. Ross has a position on a big ranch.

Go to Gouley & Erwin’s sale January 11. L. R. Eisenbery left today for Chicago, after a visit with relatives here. , Joe Reeve returned to Chicago •this morning. He did not get away until the milk train, which left about nine o’clock. Good work horses will be found at Gouley & Erwin’s sale, January 11. » John Wesley Faylor, of Union township announces that he will hold a public sale on Friday, February 15,. 1918. Keep this-date in mind. For beef by quarters or smaller quantities call C. H._ Leavel. Phone 647. Charles Replogle returned to LoWell, this morning. He is employed in a barber shop there and had spent the week-end with his family here. Aayone winning to see me will find me ffi the Trust & Savings Bank op Saturday afternoons. —H. O. Hams, phone 184 Miss Agnes Kahler returned to Dyer, this morning, where she is a teacher in the schools. She had been visiting her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Andy Kahler, who live just north of Rensselaer. See Chas. Pefley for trees, vines, and shrubs of all kinds. Guarantee stock to grow or replace free of charge. For spring delivery. Quite a number of people will remember' J. V. Harrison, who formerly lived in this city. Mr. Harrison is now a resident of Devils Lake, North Dakota, and writes the Republican a letter of good cheer and sends greeting to his old friends.

Gleason Is Here.

John Gleason, the horse buyer, is here and will give the right prices for your horses. Bring him your horses. Will be here a short time, only. Mrs. Valentine Bower and daughter, Marie, returned to their home in Lake Co., after visiting her parents, Mr. and Mrs. C. E. Stibbe and other relatives for a few days.

Monday Local Markets.

Corn, SI.OO. Oats, 76c. Wheat, $2.00. Rye, Butterfat, 50c. t Eggs, 50c. Chickens, 20c. Ducks, 17c. Geese, 17c. Turkeys, 18c to 23c.

GOLDS, GRIP, TONSILITIS

DON’T SUFFER—USE GLANDO TONIC, THE RELIABLE f Cure your grip and tonsilitis. Don’t let them hang on and wreck your health. Glando Tonic Is guaranteed to break up these diseases quicker than any other known rem- { edy. If sore throat accompany oolds , or grip. Glando Gargle should be used in connection with Glando Tonic. Prepared by the Gland-Aid Co., Fort Wgn, Irak, and raid by druggist*.^

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Mrs. M. V. Brown arrived from Butte, Mont., Saturday evening, where she has been visiting for the past month with her daughter, Mrs. Richard Howell. During Mrs, Brown’s visit a little girl arrived at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Howell. Subscribe for The Republican.

R. E DAVIS 9 Piano Tuning and Player Adjuster Chicago, 111. I will be here Monday, Jan. 7, 1918. Expert Tuner and Tone Producer. A professional player adjuster, replace any and all new • parts in piano action or player action. All lost motion and clicks in action adjusted same as* when new. I have 115- customers in Monticello, and 62 in Remington. The best of references if desired. Please leave your orders at Rensselaer Hotel. Phone 167. Tuning $3.00.

Excellent Home-Made Cough Medicine If You Don’t Find Glando Pine the Best Cough Medicine You Eve** Had in the Home, Your Money will be Cheerfully Refunded If you could buy four sacks of f ood flour for the price of one would you hesitate? We are making you the same offer on our cough remedy; four times as much for 60 cts. as If you bought the ready made kind, and guaranteed tc give satisfaction. Could you ask more? You m?giit combine all the other pines that are Used for coughs and colds then you could not hope to have a cough remedy equal to our Glando Pine. 0 • Glandc ?ine is recommended for coughs, colds, hoarseness, oronchlal affections, eroup, throat irritations or any condition where a good lough remedy Is needed. It relieves the spasmodic coughing in wooping cough. The first dose of Glapdo Tine relieves. It opens up the air cells and makes you breathe deep and easy. Children like to take it. * V Mr. Shearer, owner of the machine shop of Haveland, Ohio, gives the following testimony: “My son had a cough for several years. We began to think his case was hopeless. He got no relief until he used Glando Pine. Three bottles cured him. I believe Glando Pine saved his life. ” a air your druggists for three ounces of Glando Pine (50 cts. w >rth). Thu, will make one pint of excellent cough medicine. Directions with each bottle. Manufactured by the Glando-Aid Co., Fort Wayne, Ind.

, *. % j . A Safe Place To deposit your Liberty Bonds or any other valuable papers is in the Safety Deposit boxes at the First National Bank ■ t 1 • ' The public is invited to avail themselves of the conveniences of the conference rooms. Also The Bank teudess the use of its large sad commodious, Directors* and Stockholders’ room, to the business men of the eity and surrounding country. ~

John Knox returned to Chicago Sunday, after a three week’s visit here with relatives. John will leave within a few days for Florida, to which place he was assigned following his enlistment in a headquarters , reserve company. Nice white Wyandotte hens at Gouley & Erwin’s sale.