Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 265, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 November 1917 — POINTED PARAGRAPHS [ARTICLE]

POINTED PARAGRAPHS

The romance of a spinster is apt to be one-sided. - The right kind of a doctor leaves well enough alone. Speech that is too flowery should be nipped in the bud. Blunt language is often used in making sharp retorts. We can die only once—much to the regret of the undertakers. Women seldom or never admire the life work of Father time. Absence makes the heart grow fonder. The wise young man'goes home early. Many an untimely grave has been filled by the emptying of the wrong bottle. It takes more than an eye-opener to make the toper see the’ error of his ways. It’s easy to please a woman after yon find out what she wants—but there’s the rub. •> -t'l • ■ • it’s a safe bet that a girl doesn’t enjoy the first kiss she gets from a certain young man unless she pretends she doesn’t. —Chicago News.