Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 256, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 November 1917 — Proud Man. [ARTICLE]

Proud Man.

One is brought face to face with the stern facts of nature when a saleswomap at a Brooklyn —departmentstore while exhibiting a dehydrating machine says: “You are mostly water and if you were put in here you would soon look no better than that dried onion.” —Brooklyn Eagle.