Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 256, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 November 1917 — Well Answered. [ARTICLE]

Well Answered.

Old Lestorich, an uncomplimentary husband, who used to appear in the Austrian paper Floh, said to his wife: “If nature had made me an ostrich, perhaps I could eat your cooking. “That would be fine,” answered his imperturbable wife. “Then I could get some plumes for my hat.” —Christian Kegister.