Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 256, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 November 1917 — Too Hasty. [ARTICLE]

Too Hasty.

“Mr. Crowley, can you lend me —?” “No, sir, I can’t. And if I could I wouldn’t. I have been lending you money for a year, and you make no effort to return it!” “But I wanted to know if you wouldn’t lend me J! “And I tell you beforehand I "Wan’tl” “Well, then, don’t. I wanted to borrow your fountain pen to make out a check for what I owe you, but, If you’re in no hurry, I’m not”