Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 256, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 November 1917 — Horse Was a Little Slow. [ARTICLE]

Horse Was a Little Slow.

Seagirt would not lie, I know, but he is dreadfully careless with the truth. He said that the horse he hired to go to Gleneilen last summer was bo. slow that a spider wove its web in the wheel. Children came and made mud pies in the shade at the buggy. At one point he had an exciting VBCO with a caterrtfiar. "A' an came out and asked him to please drive a little faster, be was keeping the sun off her tomatoes. He said the horse was slower than a barber he knows, who is so slow that the whiskers grow faster than, he can shave, tomer has beard. —Exchange. SiWSC. n— — —/ ■'• '"r i -