Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 242, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 October 1917 — The Omniscient Papa. [ARTICLE]

The Omniscient Papa.

Again the Kid was delving into literature and again he sought from his father solution of his difficulties. "Pa!” he said. Father looked up from his paper In that kindly, patient way of his. "Well, my son?" “It says here in this literature lesson: ‘At the age of twenty, Coleridge was graduated from the university and admitted to holy orders.’" “Yes?” “Well, what are ‘holy orders?’ ’’ “Holy orders? Why—er—the Ten Commandments, of course.” “But what does that —” “Now go on with your book, and don’t Interrupt me again.”