Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 240, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 25 October 1917 — Prize Fighters Needed, Too. [ARTICLE]

Prize Fighters Needed, Too.

“I suppose you’re very anxious to become a soldier and fight for your country?” said a physician to a robust young man who came before him for examination. “You look good and I’ll pass you. Do you claim exemption?” “Well, I should say I do,” replied the robust young man, in an injured tone. “I wouldn’t make a good fighter; I’m sick, I am.” “You’re sick?” inquired the physician. “You surprise me. What’s the trouble?” “I’m nervous, doctor,” replied the young man. “You’re nervous? What’s your occupation?” ' “I’m a prizefighter." “Well, go over and win a few prize; knocking out the enemy and I think your nervousness will wear off. Passed.”