Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 222, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 4 October 1917 — Had All He Wanted. [ARTICLE]

Had All He Wanted.

For the third time the commercial traveler, possessed with an energy that nothing could suppress, called upon Farmer Wiggles with his sample of patent food for calves, which had won for him a world-wide reputation. “Aw can’t see no difference in them calves of mine yet,” said the farmer; “but I*ll take another free sample.” The commercial traveler, not discouraged, left him a third sample and returned again a fortnight later, for an expected order. “The calves are in a moighty bad way,” said Farmer Wiggles. “Aw don’t thing they’ll live the day out.” “Did you give them the food regularly?” asked the traveler, with a long face. “O’ course Aw did! But they got plump, so Aw sold ’em to t* butcher. Aw ain’t got no more calves now, so don’t need any more o’ t’ patent food. Good morning to ’e, sir I”—London Answers. t --