Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 220, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 October 1917 — Getting His Money’s Worth. [ARTICLE]

Getting His Money’s Worth.

“What seems to be the matter with you?” asked the eminent specialist “Lpok here, doc,” replied the patient. “How much do you charge for a consultation and examination?” “Five dollars.” "Well, if I must pay that sum of money you’ve got to earn it by finding out all by yourself what’s the matter with me.”