Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 220, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 October 1917 — Never Turned a Hair. [ARTICLE]

Never Turned a Hair.

“Well?” “I have here,” began the traveler, “a patent electric hair brush —” “Can’t you see I’m bald as an egg?” snapped the man at the door. “Your wife, perhaps, might—” “My wife wears a wig. She Is as bald as I am.” “Possibly you have a child who— M “I have. Two months old, and still bald.” “Ah —but maybe you have a dog. I can recommend this brush equally for man and beast” “Look here, my good man, ours is a Mexican hairless dog. Good day.” The traveler gently replaced the brush in bis bag, and fumbled in another corner of it “Permit me,” he murmured, in honeyed accents, “to show you the latest thing in fly-killers.”