Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 217, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 September 1917 — Her Immediate Needs. [ARTICLE]

Her Immediate Needs.

The other day a lady was knocked down In Regent street by a horse, but happily escaped with a few scratches. A gentleman rescued her and said: “Can I get you anything?” She (much out of breath and gasping with excitement) —“Oh —oh—can you kindly get me— —” He —“Some brandy?” She—“ Nor-not drink —some safety pina. I feel Tm falling all to pieces.” —London Tit-Bits.