Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 216, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 September 1917 — POINTED PARAGRAPHS [ARTICLE]

POINTED PARAGRAPHS

There’s nothing quite up to snuff as a sneeze producer. It’s the heartfelt welcome of the dog that tells the tall. Noah was not a promoter, but he managed to float a lot of stock. ' Some men are bad drinkers, but many others find it absurdly easy. ■ 7 r Some people kick because their daily bread doesn’t come already buttered. If you plant your money while young you may harvest a fortune In after years.