Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 205, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 14 September 1917 — WISE AND OTHERWISE [ARTICLE]

WISE AND OTHERWISE

John Barleycorn’s thread of life is wound on a reeL In order to rise with the lark avoid the midnight swallows. People who have no sense of humor are very funny at times. Women are far more heroic than men—as any shoe dealer will tell you. A girl never objects to the cold treatment of a young man who orders ice cream. You can depend upon a man who isn’t afraid to say “I don’t know” occasionally.