Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 198, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 September 1917 — SOME OBSERVATIONS [ARTICLE]

SOME OBSERVATIONS

There are two kinds of grocers—green grocers and cash grocers. . t Debt is disgraceful, but not being able to get into it is often more so. Truth is stranger than fiction, because there is less of it on the market. The irony of fate is as nothing when compared with the irony of a woman. A man must make his own way in the world, while a woman merely has hers. If you are a smart mad, honor the old folks and remember that they were on the ground first. “ The tightwad will pay a lawyer a hundred dollars to get rid of paying ten dollars to the government. It Is better for the plain woman to consult a cook book than a beauty doctor if she wants to make marriage a success.