Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 197, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 September 1917 — Jeems Henry Was Conjured! [ARTICLE]

Jeems Henry Was Conjured!

’ “Mars John,” excitedly exclaimed Aunt Tildy, as she pantlngly rushed Into a fire engine house, “please, suh, phonograph to de car-cleaners’ semporlum an’ notify Dan’l to emergrate home dlurgently, kaze Jeems Henry sho’ done bin conjured ! Doctor Cutter done already distracted two bloodvultures from the ’pendercitls, an ,1 lef him now prezaminatin’ de chile’s ante-bellum fur de germans ob de nepro-plujnonia, which es he’s disinfected wld, dey gotter ’noculate him wid the ice-coldlated quarantines —but I believes it’s conjuration!”—Richnjond Times-Dlspatch.