Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 194, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 September 1917 — Page 4

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CLASSIFIED COLUMN ewe for sale. FOR SALE —Modern 6 room house, coal and cob bins; garage, plenty of fruit; close in. Easy terms. —J. Davisson. FOR SALE —Fairbanks Morse 12 horsepower engine, nearly as new; cost about $750, now $l5O. p. Forsythe. 2 FOR SALE —90 acres improved land, 2 miles from Rensselaer, no better in Jasper county; a good 9 room house, barn, cement floor, corn crib, scales, wind pump, cistern, etc. Will sell on long time at 5 per cent interest notes. —B. Forsythe. FOR SALE —A hot water heating furnace, The Capitol, good as new, but too small for so large a residenca. Worth new about S2OO. A Oargu.. now for SSO. —B. Forsythe. FOR SALE —Cheap, one twin cylinder Dayton motorcycle, in good * running order; also one nearly new Excelsior motorcycle.—Main Garage. FOR SALE—2O head of shotes, wt about 40 lbs. One mile north of Parr. —Levi Sanders. FOR SALE —Art Garland baseburner, good as new, for sale reasonable. Phone 147.—C. W. Duvall. FOR SALE —The William Daniels farm, 200 acres, in Barkley township.—Koroh Daniels, Phone 299.

FOR SALE —Four year old mare, wt. about 1,200, with spring colt. Also a spring calf. Would exchange for an auto.——William Klinnert, R. Dr-4, Rensselaer, Ind. FOR SALE —A good young ’horse, suitable for farm or as buggy horse. Geo. H. Healey. FOR SALE —Baseburner, in good condition, cheap. Phone 358-Red. - ----- ■■ ——' 7 FOR SALE —My residence property on West Washington street. Modern new house and garage. Possession immediately.—Ernest Lamson, Phone 936-H.

FOR RALE —Low wheel phaeton, badly scuffed but strong and cheap. Good single harness. At my residence, 440 N. Cullen St.—-John R. Vanatta. FOR SALE — A. snap, 160 acres pasture land, $20.00 per acre; located miles from station in Jasper county.—Harvey Davisson. WANTED —Experienced man to build cement bridge immediately. Experienced man with references, to run Aultman-Taylor threshing separator. Experienced man to take charge of cattle and be generally useful Apply personally.—J. M. Conrad, Conrad, Newton County, Ind. FOR SALE —Maxwell 1915 model. Or will trade for young live stock. Inquire of Philip Heuson. FOR SALE—6 acres inside the corporation, on improved street, well Hied and in alfalfa, $1,400, easy terms. —G. F. Meyers.

FOR SALE- —Two stoves, one a baseburner and the other a Round Oak wood stove, both in good condition. Call J. A. Dunlap. FOR SALE—Now is the best time to get your bee supplies and have everything ready for the swarming season. Get your new hives, supers, and all other supplies of Clark & Robinson, at this office. Call Phone 18 or 616 so. prices. A line of Root’s supplies on hand at all times. FOR SALE —12 cents each, 1 car load of white oak fence posts, 5 inch tip by 7 ft., iust received at Rensselaer. See B. Forsythe or Phone 287. . FOR SALE—ReaI oar cam, im- £ roved 80 acre farm, new 6 room ouse, new ban, 854 miles from Wheatfield, Ind., $36 per acre. Will take live stock first payment, ?asy term* on balance. —Harvey Davisson, Phone 246 or 499.

FOR SALE—A well established hotel or boarding bouse trade. For fur-, ther information write P. 0. Box 611 or 464. FOR SALE—AL staple sizes, No. 1 oak lumber, $12.00 tn SIB.OO per *. 12,000 No. 1, white oak posts, 10c each All F. O. B. Tess t, Indiana. See T. H. Hayes, at Tefft, or B. Forsythe, Rensselaer, Indene WANTED. WANTED—Good competent girl to do housework; good wages; no washing. Apply at A- Leopold s, • WANTED—To rent four or five rooms at once. Phone 906-R. Werner Hough. _____ WANTED—To do all kinds of nlain and fancy dressmaking by day or pfece. Also altering. At Mrs. Purcupile’s residence. —Mrs. Pearl Currens, Phone 106. WANTED —Fox terrier dog.— Chase Norman, Phone 874.

FOR RENT. FOR RENT —Two rooms furnished or unfurnished. Mrs. Gilbert Alain, Phone 288. „ j , FOR RENT— Absolutely modern 10 room house, bath, sleeping porch, electric lights, pasteur water filter system, furnace heat, cistern and cellar, garden space, back porch and neW garage, holds three cars; on Washington avenue, three blocks from postofflee; this home is for rent or sale. See J. N. Leatherman, hirst National Bank, or Earle Reynolds. FOR RENT—Residence, 8 blocks from court house square.—Dr. F. A. TurflerFOR RENT —Business room, the whole second floor of my building on Washington street over Pallas Confectionery shop. Phone or write E. L. Hollingsworth. FOR RENT—Furnished rooms. Phone 258. FOR RENT- —Four room house. Inquire of Mrs. Ray Watson at Charles Burns’ farm. Phone 901-G.

FARM LOANS. FARM LOANS —An unlimited supply of 5 per cent money to loan. — Chas. J. Dean & Son, Odd Fellows Building. __ MONEY TO LOAN-*—s per cent farm loans. —John A. Dunlap. LOST. LOST —Yellow Scotch collie. Finder return to C. W. Spencer, Phone 243-White. LOST—Auto plate No, 48384-Ind Return to Republican office. MISCELLANEOUS. FOUND —Workmen’s vest or coat. Call at Republican office. FOR EXCHANGE—24O acres, fine improvements, located 1 % miles from station; to exchange for improved 80 acres. —Harvey Davisson. Tor EXCHANGE—Good lot, well located, for Ford touring car.—J. Davisson.

ANSWERS KAISER’S PRAYER.

Some time ago the Republican published a clipping entitled “The Kaiser’s prayer,” which the editor happened to spy while reading an exchange. In order that a reader may gain the full meaning of the answer to the prayer it is also repeated. It follows: The Kaiser’* Prayer. Oh Gott -will—you-be mine partner? You don’t know who 1 am? I am der German Kaiser, Der Emperor, Wii-i-yam. You know I whipped der Belgians, Und my bullets filled Russia full; Und I’ll whip France und Italy Und blow up Johnny Bull. Now for all the other nations Why, I don’t give a d If you 11 just be mine partner Und whip dot Uncle Sam. You know I got der submarines, All Europe knows dot well — But dot Edison got a patent now Vot blows dem all to h ——. Now Gott, if you vill yust do diss Den vou I’ll always love; Und I’ll be Emperor of der earth Und vou der Emperor above. But Gott, if you refuse me dis • Tomorrow night at seven, I’ll call my zeppelins all. right out Und declare war on heaven. If not I will call on der devil To help me in this as well, Und if lie don’t, I’ll call my submarines Und declare war on hell. Kaiser’s Prayer Answered. Sir Kaiser I am sorry I cannot grant your prayer, The reason is so plainly seen, From here if not from there. You slaughtered those poor Belgians, Who have done you no harm, You burned their homes and children, Ruined all their farms. You humbled poor old Johnny Bull, And sunk his battleships, Killed many thousand Frenchmen And licked your bloody ips. But say. Sir Kaiser William You sure did hit, a snag When you tackled my son, Sammie And then began to brag That you would make him pay for all Because he had the gold. But pride goeth before a fall. In the good book we are told. You ask'me to help you now To whip my favorite child; What has he ever done to you To make you so wild? Is it because he stands for love And friendship to the end, Or that lie wants democracy To rule the hearts of men? I helped him twice lick Johnny Bull And.hauty Spaniards, too, So how I think it just the time I helped him to lick you. When my son Sam gets throu with you 1 haven’t any doubt ’There’s not enough of your men left To raise a decent shout. You want to be the boss of earth But that is still my job; You got to be put put of bizl .So the world you cannot rob, So I’ll whisper to son Sammie Some secrets that I know, And to "Davie Jones’ Locker ’ Your submarines will go. I’ve thought of just the place for you And it will suit you well; I’ll give the devil another job And make you boss.of Hell.

A. R. Smith, who owns some 1,000 acres of good land near Roselawn, was in Rensselaer today. He has some good farms to rent and has inserted an advertisement in the SemiWeekly Republican in reference to one of these.

CASTORIA For Infants and Children tn Use For Over 30 Years Always bears the r

Would be pleased to do your Carpenter Work : Large and small jobs given the best attention Edward Smith Phone 464 - .' ■ ‘ 0

THE EVENING REPUBLICAN. RENSSELAER* IND.

Joe Ratschhas left for his home in Brookfield, 111., after a three weeks' visit with C. E. Stibbe and family. Mrs. W. H. Williams, of Reynolds, and Mrs. B. R. Seymour, of Clinton, lowa, are the guests of Mrs. W. H. Beam. One second hand Maxwell automobile, good shape, new tires, for sale cheap, at the Overland Sales Room. Dr. J. Hansson. Cope Hanley and it is understood other Rensselaer candidates at the officers’ training camp are reported to be in the same company with Ed Jackson, secretary of state. ’ t : See Chas. Pefley for trees, vines and shrubs of all kinds. Guarantee stock* to grow or replace free of charge. For fad delivery. Ueut. James E. Brenner, an officer on the U. S. S. Albany*, has written friends here that his ship has been ordered on a long voyage and that during his absence his family will reside in New York City. Clifford and Mary Ham and Miss Marjorie Loughridge went to Michigan Saturday in the latter’s car, returning yesterday with Mrs. Ham, who had been visiting relatives at Alma.

Ha« High Opinion of Chamberlain s Tablets. “I have a high opinion of Chamberlain’s Tablets for biliousness and as a laxative,” writes Mrs. C. A. Barnes, Charleston, 111. “I have never found anything so mild and pleasant to use. My brother has also used these tablets with satisfactory results.” U Company C, of Monticello, has four brothers in the company. Naturally their name is Smith,’ their names being Willie, Walter, Ray and Ernest, and their ages ranging from 27 down to 19. There are still five other brothers and three sisters in the family. The mother visited her sons a few days ago and expressed her pride in their patriotism.

Great Faith in Chamberlain’s Colic and Diarrhoea Remedy. i “Chamberlain’s Colic and Diar-■ rhoea Remedy was used by my fath-! er about a year ago when he had diarrhoea. It relieved him immediately and by taking three doses he was absolutely cured. He has great faith in this remedy,” writes Mrs. Vi. H. Williams, Stanley, N. Y. C Spitler & Utz, hog buyers at Flora, have set a new Carroll county record for the value of a single shipment of hogs. Fifteen cars carried a total of 970 hogs with an -average weight of 248 pounds. They were shipped to Indianapolis and brought from $17.25 to $19.10 per hundred. The settlement cheek for the shipment totaled close to $45,000.

People Speak Well of Chamberlain’* Tablet*. • , “I have been selling Chamberlain s Tablets for about two years and heard such good reports from my customers that I concluded to give them a trial myself, and can say that I do not believe there is another preparation of the kind equal to them, writes G. A. Mcßride, Headford, Ont. If you are troubled with indigestion or constipation give them a trial. They will do you good. C Company C, of Monticello, was the chief attraction Thursday at a barbecue given at Flora. The company, soldiers of the civil war, the conscripted men of Carroll county, and five bands formed the units for a parade. In the afternoon a barbecue was held and the soldiers led the charge on the three roasted beefs. The Monticello Journal says the barbecue differed from most feasts of that name, in that the meat was well cooked and was actually fit to eat.

• Experience the Best Teacher. It is generally admitted that experience is the best teacher, but should we not make use of the experience of others as well as our own? The experience of a thousand persons is more to be depended upon than that,of one individual. Many thousands of persons have used Chamberlain’s Cough Remedy for coughs and colds with the best results, which shows it to be a thoroughly reliable preparation for those diseases. Try it. It is prompt and effectual and pleasant to take. C Persons who have occasion to write to candidates in the officers’ training camp at Fort Benjamin Harrison should be sure to address the mail to conform to the following: “Candidate John Jones, 165th Company, O. T. C., Ft. Benjamin Harrison,’ Ind.” There are so many in training there, not only for officers but also in the army, the national guard, the reserves, etc., that there is much difficulty in the distribution of mail. Company M was mustered yesterday for pay. The muster is a function of the last day of each month and follows the signing of the payroll by the men. The payroll will amount to about $4,500 per month and the 75 cents each day paid for their subsistence' will also bring m about $4,000. It is hoped that the company is paid before they leave here, as there are a number of needs which the men would prefer to buy at home. Those who attended the drills of the company after the return from the border and until the recent muster into the federal service also have considerable money coming, varying in amount from S2O up to $65 for each enlisted man and from SIOO to S3OO for the officers.

Barkley Methodist Church Note*. Rev. D. E. Shumaker, of the AntiSaloon League, will speak at the morning service at Barkley and at the evening service at Gillam. TH When Irregular or delayed use Triumph Pills. Safe and always dependable. Not sold at drug stores. TK> not experiment with others, eave disappointment. Write for "Relief’ and particulars, it’s free. Address National Medical Institute, Milwaukee. Wte.

Mrs. W. J. Conley returned to her home at Newland today. Miss Day Jordan returned to her home after attending institute here. Mrs. Dora Burris went to Sheridan today for a visit. Miss Thelma Tilton reutrned this morning after a visit at Wheatfield. Miss Marie Winn, of Indianapolis, came today. She will teach in the schools here again this year. Mr. and Mrs. H. J. Folde and son, John/ of Decatur, 111., came today for a visit with Mrs. Lew Robinson. Mrs. F. Schriver returned to her home at Harper, Kansas, after a visit here with relatives. . Miss Mae Robertson returned to her home at Columbus, Ind., today after a visit with Miss Pearl Babcock. Miss Mary Yates went to Frankfort today for a visit with Mrs. Geo. V. Moss. Howard Clark returned from Detroit today after spending two weeks there. * «

Simian Fire Department One of Gentry Features.

There are fire laddies and fire laddies, but it remained for the Gentry Brothers Famous Shows, which exhibit in Rensselaer on Tuesday, Sept. 4th, to organize the only efficignt monkey fire department in the world. One reason why the Gentry monkey fire fighters are up to the mark is due to the factthaj they battle with real flames twice daily in the great arena of the big top and everybody knows that constant practice makes for perfection. Now, while the audiences roar with laughter at the monkey drivers, hose men and nozzle men, the monks, themselves, are in deadly earnest about putting out the blaze in the miniature building, which to the spectators is a cunning structure of lath and paper mache. However, to the simians, it is the capitol building of monkeyland that is threatened with destruction and they mean to save it —and do. The fact that the gentry monkeys drive pony drawn fire engines, hose carts and hook and ladder trucks around the hippodrome track in a mad dash for the scene of the daily conflagration adds greatly to the appeal of this one of the scores of the Gentry Brothers Show feature acts for this season.

EXTRA TRAIN TO CHICAGO SUNDAY' NIGHTS July 1 to September 1 AND Labor Day September 3rd WILL RUN A SPECIAL TRAIN ON ABOVE DATES' ON SCHEDULE AS FOLLOWS Lv. Monon 6:33 pm Lv. Lee «:41 pm Lv. McCoysburg 6:46 pm Lv. Pleasant Ridge ........ 6:slpm Lt. Rensselaer . 6:58 pm Lv. Parr 7:11 pm Lv. Fair Oaks ...7:18 pm Lv. Roselawn . 7:28 pm Lv. Water Valley .7:32 pm Lv. Shelby ....7:35 pm Lv. Lowell .....7:47 pm Lv. Creston 7:55 pm Lv. Cedar Lake 8:00 pm Lv. St. John 8:10 pm Lv. Dyer 8:16 pm Lv. Munster 8:26 pm Lv. So. Hammond 8:30 pm Lv. Hammond, .8:40 pm Lv. Englewood ..., . ,9 :15 pm Lv. 47th Street .... 7 . 9 :20 pm Ar. Chicago pm / General Passenger Agent. Cha*. M. Woodman, Assistant Gen’t. Passenger Agent.

Buy a Government liberty Loan Bond on Our Weekly,'Semi-Monthly or Monthly Payment Plan. $2.00 for the first week and $2.00 for 48 weeks, or $4.50 for the first week and $3.50 for 27 weeks, or $2.00 for the first payment and $4.00 on the Ist and 15th o each month until 25 payments in all have been made, or $2.00 for the first payment and SB.OO on the Ist of each month until 13 payments have been made, together with niterest ‘ we allow you at 4 per sent, will purchase a SIOO.OO Liberty Bond.” The payment of one-half of above amounts purchases a $50.00 bond. . We pay 4% interest on Time and Savings Deposits, and appreciate your business. The Trust & Savings Bank Capital and Surplus $60,000.00

BUICK • . I ~~~ J ■ J L Buick Model E-Six-45 Kellner & Callahan Distributors Rensselaer, Indiana

Lamps That Do Not Bre'ak This is the kind of lamps carried in stock at my electrical shop. - V- * I carry everything in electrical supplies, including Imaps, toasters, Also handle electric washing ma“nJ chines and guarantee them to be sattfnnll isfactory. M 11 II ' Electrical repairs a specialty. Call and see me when in need of . { anything electrical. All calls responded to promptly. L. A. Mecklenburg OFFICE SOUTH SIDE MAIN STREET. ’

Storage Batteries RECHARGED AND REPAIRED Electric Starter* Generator*, Ignition * Lighting Systems Repaired and Rfwired Rensselaer Garage Official Service Station for Vesta Double Life Batteries. i . ' • ► ■ ■ * • - A - . - . . ■

Preibytreian Church. 9:30 Sunday school. 10:45 Public* worship and sermon. Rev. John P. Hale, D. D., of Lafayette, will preach. 7:30 Union service at the Baptist church. ■ Baptist Church Notes. 9:30 a. m. Sunday school. ' 10:45 a. m. Morning worship and preaching service.union services in the Baptist church. „ Services at Parr on Saturday night at 7:30. p D. C. HILL, Pastor.

Methodist Church Notes. 9:30 a. m. Sunday school. 10:45 a. m. Morning-worship and sermon by the pastor. Theme, “Faith in God.” . 6:00 p. m. Epworth League. Topic, “The Dividends Which Vacation Pays.” Leader Henry Platt. 7:00 p. m. Union meeting at the Baptist church. Sermon by Rev. Asa McDaniel. _ Every-member-canvass Sept. 9th. ' Last quarterly conference Sept. 12. James school house : 2 p. m. Sunday school. 3p. m. Preaching. FernDavisson is spending the day with friends at Fair* Oaks.