Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 183, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 August 1917 — FLORIDA PHILOSOPHY. [ARTICLE]

FLORIDA PHILOSOPHY.

When poverty comes in at the door love flies —into a rage. Lovely woman is strong for any new wrinkle —except one on the face. The man in straitened circumstances hopes he will soon be in straightened circumstances. It’s easy enough for the fans tosing a box artist’s praises, provided he will furnish the right pitch. Getting up before day, says milady, Isn't half so embarrassing as having to get up before a Pullman full of-people. When the old farmer tries to get his College graduate son interested in fetoe-bullding and potato-culture the yomig high-brow immediately switches the cMrersatlon to teleology, analytic, dialectlc/wnplrlcal epistemology, soumena, meohjla oblonggata, and divers esoteric andracontagious phenomena.— Florida