Evening Republican, Volume 21, Number 170, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 4 August 1917 — Ready With Advice. [ARTICLE]

Ready With Advice.

A grocer man was telling a customer about some woman who had fainted on the street. He rushed to the rescue, of course, and lifted her head from the 1 - “iCs a wonder you hadn’t killed her! Don’t you know that her head should have been lower than her feet?” The grocer accepted the information with the smile of one who likes cold douches, and went on about how a man stopped his automobile to take her to a hospital, and how they tried to revive her with ammonia. “Worst thing you could have done! Don’t you know that when the patient Is unconscious you should never—” and so on, and so on. Which shows how the poor dear doctors are going to suffer from every woman's training In R. C. first aid. . P. S.—Also the poor, dear undertakers. —Washington Star.